Byte Me: Functional Fashion

  • rlangsr

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  • SQLRNNR

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    Where's the fire today?

    Here, there and everywhere.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
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  • Manie

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    The fire that the developer started? That is what our network admin will tell you!! :hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

    Manie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I am happy because I choose to be happy.
    I just love my job!!!

  • Gary Varga

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    As a developer I can confirm that the fire was definitely a requirement. 😛

    Gaz

    -- Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen...they're everywhere!!!

  • mjh 45389

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    Having worked in all areas of the software lifecycle I can confirm that fires can start in many areas - unclear requirements, poor design and coding, and inadequate testing. Worse one I ever encountered was someone who thought their coding was so good they did not need to test! One day it went wrong, very very wrong and a client lost their database for over 24 hours!

  • Manie

    SSCarpal Tunnel

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    Gary Varga - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 12:05 AM

    As a developer I can confirm that the fire was definitely a requirement. 😛

    Gary, I love you!!! You always have the right things to say!!! 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:

    Manie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I am happy because I choose to be happy.
    I just love my job!!!

  • Manie

    SSCarpal Tunnel

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    SQLRNNR - Wednesday, March 29, 2017 1:45 AM

    Where's the fire today?

    Here, there and everywhere.

    The fire is in my heart!! It burns for my God, my wife and for my job as a developer. No network engineer can ever kill that!!!

    Manie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I am happy because I choose to be happy.
    I just love my job!!!

  • Gary Varga

    SSC Guru

    Points: 82166

    manie - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 3:10 AM

    Gary Varga - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 12:05 AM

    As a developer I can confirm that the fire was definitely a requirement. 😛

    Gary, I love you!!! You always have the right things to say!!! 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:

    You might not be saying that if I turn up at O R Tambo!!! :hehe:

    Gaz

    -- Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen...they're everywhere!!!

  • SQLRNNR

    SSC Guru

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    Gary Varga - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 12:05 AM

    As a developer I can confirm that the fire was definitely a requirement. 😛

    Nah, we didn't start the fire, it was always burning...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Gary Varga

    SSC Guru

    Points: 82166

    SQLRNNR - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 9:37 AM

    Gary Varga - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 12:05 AM

    As a developer I can confirm that the fire was definitely a requirement. 😛

    Nah, we didn't start the fire, it was always burning...

    That's only going to lead to other dreadful musical references e.g.

    Waaaoooooo, my hex is on fire!!!

    Gaz

    -- Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen...they're everywhere!!!

  • SQLRNNR

    SSC Guru

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    Gary Varga - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 10:24 AM

    SQLRNNR - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 9:37 AM

    Gary Varga - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 12:05 AM

    As a developer I can confirm that the fire was definitely a requirement. 😛

    Nah, we didn't start the fire, it was always burning...

    That's only going to lead to other dreadful musical references e.g.

    Waaaoooooo, my hex is on fire!!!

    And now, thanks to that, my beds are burning!!

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Jeff Moden

    SSC Guru

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    Heh... to coin a phrase...
    "It's no longer a matter of how many sticks I have in the fire... It's now a matter of how many fires I have sticks in". 😀

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column.
    "If you think its expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur."--Red Adair
    "Change is inevitable... change for the better is not."
    When you put the right degree of spin on it, the number 3|8 is also a glyph that describes the nature of a DBAs job. 😉

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Manie

    SSCarpal Tunnel

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    Gary Varga - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 7:48 AM

    manie - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 3:10 AM

    Gary Varga - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 12:05 AM

    As a developer I can confirm that the fire was definitely a requirement. 😛

    Gary, I love you!!! You always have the right things to say!!! 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:

    You might not be saying that if I turn up at O R Tambo!!! :hehe:

    Let me know when you are there so I can arrange for you to be picked up. Unfortunately I will not be able to pick you up because last night I hit a pothole and lost two tyres in our holey land. I could plant a tree in that hole so big is it!! :crying::crying::crying::crying::crying:

    Manie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I am happy because I choose to be happy.
    I just love my job!!!

  • Manie

    SSCarpal Tunnel

    Points: 4488

    Jeff Moden - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 6:33 PM

    Heh... to coin a phrase...
    "It's no longer a matter of how many sticks I have in the fire... It's now a matter of how many fires I have sticks in". 😀

    You said it Jeff and the developer is most probably going to be blamed for that fires!! 😉😉😉😉😉😉

    Manie Verster
    Developer
    Johannesburg
    South Africa

    I am happy because I choose to be happy.
    I just love my job!!!

  • mjh 45389

    SSCertifiable

    Points: 5695

    manie - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 11:13 PM

    Gary Varga - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 7:48 AM

    manie - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 3:10 AM

    Gary Varga - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 12:05 AM

    As a developer I can confirm that the fire was definitely a requirement. 😛

    Gary, I love you!!! You always have the right things to say!!! 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:

    You might not be saying that if I turn up at O R Tambo!!! :hehe:

    Let me know when you are there so I can arrange for you to be picked up. Unfortunately I will not be able to pick you up because last night I hit a pothole and lost two tyres in our holey land. I could plant a tree in that hole so big is it!! :crying::crying::crying::crying::crying:

    Our roads in the UK are bad in some areas especially country roads! Last year I broke a spring and burst a shock when a moron, in a white van, forced me into the side driving about 4 foot from the kerb!

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