Heh... I hope whoever does the picking has a good sense of humor. I had some serious fun with pronouns and disabilities when I submitted last night. The abstract is dead serious, though.
I have another that I may submit.
I may have to change things a bit though. I mistook "Level Up" for "You're gonna need a water cooled helmet to survive this one" because I'm going to destroy several common preconceived notions and lay waste to "Best Practices" that the world has made the mistake of following for more than 2 decades.. 😀
You'll only need a couple of ice packs for the second one that I'll submit tomorrow.
is pronounced "ree-bar
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First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
"Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".
"Dear Lord... I'm a DBA so please give me patience because, if you give me strength, I'm going to need bail money too!"
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)