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  • Jeff Moden (2/27/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (2/27/2015)


    ZERO DAY! Leaving Afghanistan!

    Going Dark!

    Zero bottles of beer on the wall.

    Zero bottles of beer!

    For those that roam,

    Just come on home,

    To one hundred bottles of beer on the wall!

    And another for 101

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  • I wanted to post this when I got to Dubai, but apparently the internet was broken at the airport.

    With apologies to Tony Orlando and Dawn:

    ... tie a yellow ribbon round the ole oak tree

    It's been one long year, in Afghanistan ...

  • By the way, I'm in Atlanta waiting for my flight to SLC.

  • Lynn Pettis (3/1/2015)


    By the way, I'm in Atlanta waiting for my flight to SLC.

    YAY! Welcome back to the U.S. of A., Lynn.

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  • Brandie Tarvin (3/1/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (3/1/2015)


    By the way, I'm in Atlanta waiting for my flight to SLC.

    YAY! Welcome back to the U.S. of A., Lynn.

    Thank you. It is good to be back home in the USA! Now to just get home!

  • Lynn Pettis (3/1/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (3/1/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (3/1/2015)


    By the way, I'm in Atlanta waiting for my flight to SLC.

    YAY! Welcome back to the U.S. of A., Lynn.

    Thank you. It is good to be back home in the USA! Now to just get home!

    WHOOP!

    <from beautiful, gray, Copenhagen>

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  • Welcome back, Lynn. Hope it's not too cold for you

  • Lynn Pettis (3/1/2015)


    By the way, I'm in Atlanta waiting for my flight to SLC.

    Flying to Denver via SLC? That's taking the long way home.

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  • SQLRNNR (3/1/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (3/1/2015)


    By the way, I'm in Atlanta waiting for my flight to SLC.

    Flying to Denver via SLC? That's taking the long way home.

    Actually flying directly to Colorado Springs from SLC. Trust me, it is probably the cheapest combination of fares to get me home. Have to love government contracts.

  • In Salt Lake City waiting for my last flight taking me home to Colorado Springs. I can't wait wait for this flight to already be in Colorado Springs. I am tired of flying for now.

  • Lynn Pettis (3/1/2015)


    In Salt Lake City waiting for my last flight taking me home to Colorado Springs. I can't wait wait for this flight to already be in Colorado Springs. I am tired of flying for now.

    Good stuff, almost there!

    😎

  • On the risk of sounding corny, welcome home Lynn!

    😎

  • Lynn Pettis (3/1/2015)


    In Salt Lake City waiting for my last flight taking me home to Colorado Springs. I can't wait wait for this flight to already be in Colorado Springs. I am tired of flying for now.

    You're almost home. Not long now and you'll hopefully be done with planes for a while. 😉

  • Eirikur Eiriksson (3/1/2015)


    On the risk of sounding corny, welcome home Lynn!

    😎

    Nothing corny with welcoming some one home. Thank you!

  • Ed Wagner (3/1/2015)


    Lynn Pettis (3/1/2015)


    In Salt Lake City waiting for my last flight taking me home to Colorado Springs. I can't wait wait for this flight to already be in Colorado Springs. I am tired of flying for now.

    You're almost home. Not long now and you'll hopefully be done with planes for a while. 😉

    I think I am getting to understand what Gail goes through flying from South Africa to the USA. I have basically be travelling since 08:00 2/28/2015 Afghan time. It is 14:35 3/1/2015 in Salt Lake City and I don't get to Colorado Springs until about 17:08 3/1/2015. Add 11:30 to these times to figure out actual travel time.

    Right now, almost isn't good enough. 😀

    Thank you for the welcome home. It is appreciated. I have been gone too long.

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