April 5, 2012 at 2:35 pm
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/5/2012)
SQLRNNR (4/5/2012)
Thank you
I tend to think I married up.
So did I. It's worked out well.
Now for hoping her business takes off so I can take time off.:-D:-D:-D:-D
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 5, 2012 at 2:37 pm
Up is the direction of the local friendly liquor establishment.
"You comin' to the bar later?"
"Yeah, I'm up to that."
Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.
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April 5, 2012 at 2:44 pm
Unclaimed briefcase in the lobby and now we aren't working. The CSPD Bomb Squad is here to remove the briefcase.
April 5, 2012 at 2:46 pm
Lynn Pettis (4/5/2012)
Unclaimed briefcase in the lobby and now we aren't working. The CSPD Bomb Squad is here to remove the briefcase.
20 years ago, you saw something like that and either figured it was going to be stolen shortly or you went over to it, grabbed it, hauled it up to the lost and found, and gave it to some bored security guard.
Now: RUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
*facepalm*
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April 5, 2012 at 2:49 pm
Evil Kraig F (4/5/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/5/2012)
Unclaimed briefcase in the lobby and now we aren't working. The CSPD Bomb Squad is here to remove the briefcase.20 years ago, you saw something like that and either figured it was going to be stolen shortly or you went over to it, grabbed it, hauled it up to the lost and found, and gave it to some bored security guard.
Now: RUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Down here it's more the other way around. 20 years ago if you saw something that didn't belong, you called the police and got the hell out. Now it's more likely that you'd take it to lost properly (if it was 'unowned' for long before being stolen)
Gail Shaw
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April 5, 2012 at 2:49 pm
GSquared (4/5/2012)
"Up" is the direction radially outward from the local, subjectively predominant gravitational influence.At least, that's what I say when someone asks, "What's up?"
My response is:
The sun, the moon, the sky, the clouds, the stars, the rain (at least, I think it's up, I don't see it falling yet)...
Then I give them a moment to breath before I start in on the birds, but usually they're too busy laughing, shaking their heads, and trying to get away before I get to that part. @=)
April 5, 2012 at 2:51 pm
Brandie Tarvin (4/5/2012)
GSquared (4/5/2012)
"Up" is the direction radially outward from the local, subjectively predominant gravitational influence.At least, that's what I say when someone asks, "What's up?"
My response is:
The sun, the moon, the sky, the clouds, the stars, the rain (at least, I think it's up, I don't see it falling yet)...
Then I give them a moment to breath before I start in on the birds, but usually they're too busy laughing, shaking their heads, and trying to get away before I get to that part. @=)
Let's not forget Gas, Lights and Rent
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 5, 2012 at 2:54 pm
SQLRNNR (4/5/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (4/5/2012)
GSquared (4/5/2012)
"Up" is the direction radially outward from the local, subjectively predominant gravitational influence.At least, that's what I say when someone asks, "What's up?"
My response is:
The sun, the moon, the sky, the clouds, the stars, the rain (at least, I think it's up, I don't see it falling yet)...
Then I give them a moment to breath before I start in on the birds, but usually they're too busy laughing, shaking their heads, and trying to get away before I get to that part. @=)
Let's not forget Gas, Lights and Rent
I should add Taxes to that too.
April 5, 2012 at 2:57 pm
Brandie Tarvin (4/5/2012)
SQLRNNR (4/5/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (4/5/2012)
GSquared (4/5/2012)
"Up" is the direction radially outward from the local, subjectively predominant gravitational influence.At least, that's what I say when someone asks, "What's up?"
My response is:
The sun, the moon, the sky, the clouds, the stars, the rain (at least, I think it's up, I don't see it falling yet)...
Then I give them a moment to breath before I start in on the birds, but usually they're too busy laughing, shaking their heads, and trying to get away before I get to that part. @=)
Let's not forget Gas, Lights and Rent
I should add Taxes to that too.
And food prices. Even the official US statistics now admit 12-13 percent YoY.
April 5, 2012 at 3:02 pm
Oh well, no bomb. Back to work.
April 5, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Lynn Pettis (4/5/2012)
Oh well, no bomb. Back to work.
Was it Twinkies?
April 5, 2012 at 3:20 pm
Brandie Tarvin (4/5/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/5/2012)
Oh well, no bomb. Back to work.Was it Twinkies?
No idea, wasn't close enough to see the package. But whoever left it in the lobby isn't going to be too happy, especially if they get a bill from the Police. There had to be at least 10 officers not including the bomb squad.
April 5, 2012 at 3:24 pm
Lynn Pettis (4/5/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (4/5/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/5/2012)
Oh well, no bomb. Back to work.Was it Twinkies?
No idea, wasn't close enough to see the package. But whoever left it in the lobby isn't going to be too happy, especially if they get a bill from the Police. There had to be at least 10 officers not including the bomb squad.
So not only that you lose your briefcase, you get fined for that. Life sucks.
April 5, 2012 at 3:26 pm
Brandie Tarvin (4/5/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/5/2012)
Oh well, no bomb. Back to work.Was it Twinkies?
Strawberry flavored with a touch more fiber than normal.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 5, 2012 at 3:27 pm
Revenant (4/5/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/5/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (4/5/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/5/2012)
Oh well, no bomb. Back to work.Was it Twinkies?
No idea, wasn't close enough to see the package. But whoever left it in the lobby isn't going to be too happy, especially if they get a bill from the Police. There had to be at least 10 officers not including the bomb squad.
So not only that you lose your briefcase, you get fined for that. Life sucks.
Seems to be the world we live in now.
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