BWAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAA!!! I've found that "Penalty of Death" will sometimes work! 😀
I agree with Ant-Green's statement. All of our data is encrypted and that means everything and not just SQL Server data and backups. The best part for me is that our infrastructure folks took care of all that (according to them) so that 1) I don't have to worry about such a thing and 2) neither the DBAs or other power-users could undo such a thing even on purpose never mind by accident .