Rolling out Windows 8 Client: First Impressions

A virus found it’s way on to my system through a trojan horse, past all the security & anti-virus software. I...

Is Dynamic T-SQL a Good Design Pattern?

In a recent discussion it was suggested to me that not only is dynamic T-SQL useful for things like catch-all...

Don’t You Know Who I Am?

I’m happy to say that for most of you out there, the answer to this question is “no.” That’s as...

Which SELECT * Is Better?

The short answer is, of course, none of them, but testing is the only way to be sure.
I was asked,...

Changing DB_CHAIN Can Clear the Plan Cache

If you make changes to the settings of a database, it can cause the procedure cache to be cleared. Microsoft...

AlwaysOn Failover Bug

I just found a little bug in AlwaysOn. It’s actually not that big a deal, but it’s interesting. In a...

Comments on Acceptable Behavior

Here’s the situation. We’re absolutely falling down as men and professionals. Ladies, feel free to read on and comment, but...

SQL Server Log Backups

While presenting a session on Common Backup Problems both at SQL Saturday in Orange County and at SQL Connections in...

Execution Plan for a User Defined Function

When you execute a multi-statement user-defined function you may see an execution plan that looks something like this:

It appears as...

TDE and Compression

I knew that enabling TDE would cause the information stored within to, effectively, be randomized, which means it would seriously...