Why Are Stored Procedures Too Hard?
Recently I was going through the buy or build process on a small segment of functionality needed for a project,...
2008-07-20
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Recently I was going through the buy or build process on a small segment of functionality needed for a project,...
2008-07-20
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Probably the least enjoyable thing about being a DBA is patching servers. We received the bad news in the July MS...
2008-07-19
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A few months back I posted about our latest whiteboard and I thought I'd report back with an update. Initially...
2008-07-17
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We had a great group of about 35 people last night at the JSSUG (Jacksonville SQL Server User Group) meeting....
2008-07-17
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Below is a list of various tools I use, some SQL related and some not. Follow the links to my...
2008-07-17
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Long time SSC participant Grant Fitchey has published a great book on reading/understanding execution plans. I finally had the chance...
2008-07-16
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The Midlands PASS Chapter hosts:
SQL Server MVP John Welch
July 17, 2008 at Training Concepts
The Midlands PASS chapter will hold a...
2008-07-16
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I signed up for the SS2K8 beta exam, the maintenance and implementation one, and had it scheduled for this morning....
2008-07-16
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USE ADVENTUREWORKS;-- You can use any kind of database that you have
GO
--Procedure that shows all views created on a table,...
2008-07-15
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The fourth annual Jacksonville Code Camp is set for August 23, 2008 and it looks like they are off to...
2008-07-15
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By Steve Jones
I have a presentation on finding balance in your career that got quite a...
By Brian Kelley
But as I've matured over the years, I came to realize that I needed...
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I will be presenting my latest session, Documenting Your Work for Worry-Free Vacations, in-person...
I have a table with latitude longitude in the format. 45.123456 , -111.123456 ,...
Team, I'm trying to figure out what will be the best recommendation to configure...
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