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2009-06-10
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Blog Posts
A Big Thinker?
I got quite the mention from Robert Cain over at ArcaneCode in a blog recently. He listed me as a...
2009-06-09
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One Database, One Server
As background, I've never been a fan of multiple instances. It's a useful thing to have available and I use...
2009-06-09
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PASS Connector Editorial for June 3, 2009
I currently write the editorial for the PASS Connector which is published every two weeks as part of my role...
2009-06-09
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Speaking At Space Coast SQL Users Group On June 11
Just a quick note to mention that I'm speaking at the next Space Coast SQL Users Group on Thursday, June...
2009-06-09
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SQL Saturday Eval Results
I received my evaluation summary from Karla Remail for this weekend's SQL Saturday event. The results are as follows:
Expectations: 0...
2009-06-09
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Starting Conversations - Part 6
As I've related previously (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5) I've been working author and speaker...
2009-06-09
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Transparent Data Encryption - Encrypting the Log
One of the interesting things about Transparent Data Encryption is that it tries to ensure that your data, whenever it...
2009-06-09
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Call for Speakers for SQLSaturday #16 in Miramar, FL on August 8, 2009
Scott Klein still needs a few more speakers for the first ever SQLSaturday in Miramar (basically Miami). So far Jeff...
2009-06-08
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Gathering in the Corner - SQLSaturday #14
I'm done with SQLSaturday #14, actually stuck in Pensacola for an extra night, but that's another story.
It was a great...
2009-06-08
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Blogs
Using CAT for Testing of Data Agents
In last months one of the scenarios where you can use AI has been...
Are you getting value from your reporting?
By ChrisJenkins
Do you spend so long manipulating your data into something vaguely useful that you...
The Book of Redgate: SQL Server Central
By Steve Jones
It was neat to stumble on this in the book, a piece by me,...
Forums
Microsoft Security Changes and SQL Server
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Expanding into Print
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Downtime Caused by the Postgres Transaction ID Wraparound Problem
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Question of the Day
The String Distance I
In SQL Server 2025, what is returned by this code:
SELECT EDIT_DISTANCE('Steve', 'Stan')
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