Database jokes
Sometimes when work is tough you just need to take your eyes and mind away from your working console. Jokes are...
2014-07-18
6,293 reads
Sometimes when work is tough you just need to take your eyes and mind away from your working console. Jokes are...
2014-07-18
6,293 reads
Sometimes when work is tough you simply need to take your eyes and mind away from your working console. Jokes are one...
2014-07-18
1,331 reads
Sometimes when work is tough you simply need to take your eyes and mind away from your working console. Jokes are one matter that you can take a look on and smile...
2014-07-18
260 reads
Sometimes when work is tough you simply need to take your eyes and mind away from your working console. Jokes are one matter that you can take a look on and smile...
2014-07-18
12 reads
2014-05-21
1,861 reads
The idea for this script came at times when I was having a project that needed to use snapshots of databases...
2014-05-09
108 reads
The idea for this script came at a time when I was having a project that needed to use snapshots...
2014-05-09
124 reads
Here are some places on the web where you can find sample databases for SQL Server. It's nice to have...
2014-02-27
1,443 reads
Here are some places on the web where you can find sample databases for SQL Server. It’s nice to have...
2014-02-24
236 reads
2014-02-19
2,652 reads
By Steve Jones
I had seen these roles in various instances, but never dug into the new...
By Brian Kelley
During COVID, I attended training on software/enterprise architecture given by Mark Richards. One of...
For me, the objective is straightforward: have a backup strategy that is reliable, understandable,...
Comments posted to this topic are about the item Pay for Performance, which is...
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On SQL Server 2025, I run this code as a sysadmin:
CREATE LOGIN Demo WITH PASSWORD = 'Demo1234567' GO ALTER SERVER ROLE ##MS_DatabaseConnector## ADD MEMBER Demo GOI then login as Demo and run this:
USE sandbox go SELECT CURRENT_USERWhat is returned? See possible answers