Many thanks to Derek Karpinski for providing the basis of this idea!
Let's have a haiku contest!
You can only use the Reserved Keywords for T-SQL (ms-help://MS.SQLCC.v9/MS.SQLSVR.v9.en/tsqlref9/html/ed8b3e27-6796-40f0-aef3-0cac5e0e2418.htm), and the non-fancy old 5-7-5 kind of Haiku.
Yes, it's a silly idea. But you may also see a keyword you didn't know existed and learn something new
I offer this hairball of creativity, posted earlier on a derail:
DENY SOME USER
IDENTITY IS SHUTDOWN