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T-SQL Haiku


T-SQL Haiku

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jburkman
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Many thanks to Derek Karpinski for providing the basis of this idea!

Let's have a haiku contest!

You can only use the Reserved Keywords for T-SQL (ms-help://MS.SQLCC.v9/MS.SQLSVR.v9.en/tsqlref9/html/ed8b3e27-6796-40f0-aef3-0cac5e0e2418.htm), and the non-fancy old 5-7-5 kind of Haiku.

Yes, it's a silly idea. But you may also see a keyword you didn't know existed and learn something new BigGrin

I offer this hairball of creativity, posted earlier on a derail:

DENY SOME USER
IDENTITY IS SHUTDOWN
PRIMARY ESCAPE


James Raddock
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I call this one "Bear Sterns"


DEFAULT TRANSACTION
CROSS PUBLIC DECLARE DUMP GROUP
USE TRIGGER DUMMY
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What a fun idea!

LOAD CURRENT_USER
AUTHORIZATION UPDATE ALL
BROWSE NOT WITH CONSTRAINT
RBarryYoung
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I call this "Presidential Campaign, 2008":

WAITFOR PRIMARY
SELECT
RIGHT IDENTITY
PRECISION IS ALL





-- RBarryYoung, (302)375-0451 blog: MovingSQL.com, Twitter: @RBarryYoung
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Steve Jones
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Very nice! I like that one.

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RBarryYoung
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Thanks, Steve!

-- RBarryYoung, (302)375-0451 blog: MovingSQL.com, Twitter: @RBarryYoung
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Christopher Stobbs
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CHECK DUMMY IN GROUP
AUTHORIZATION DENY
TRY SAVE DUMMY NOT

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Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

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Posting Best Practices
Numbers / Tally Tables

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Adonia Delavigne-521648
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public statistics
trigger off foreign values
convert user view
Adonia Delavigne-521648
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escape outer view
cascade is like cross current
primary break between
KenSimmons
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DROP DATABASE FILE
IF NO BACKUP TO RESTORE
BEGIN TO DENY

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