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Throttle a Query in Mid-Execution


Throttle a Query in Mid-Execution

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jgates 94283
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How does wasting someone else's time, with something that's not even in any way funny get published? And why have SQLServerCentral left this garbage on-line? Would it be funny for me to send you an invoice for my time?
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How does wasting someone else's time, with something that's not even in any way funny get published? And why have SQLServerCentral left this garbage on-line? Would it be funny for me to send you an invoice for my time?

Msg 9999, Level 16, State 1, Line 1
Out of humour error encountered.
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jgates 94283 (4/2/2013)
How does wasting someone else's time, with something that's not even in any way funny get published? And why have SQLServerCentral left this garbage on-line? Would it be funny for me to send you an invoice for my time?


Apologies if you did not find any humor in this. Lots of people did and it was just in jest

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jgates 94283 (4/2/2013)
How does wasting someone else's time, with something that's not even in any way funny get published? And why have SQLServerCentral left this garbage on-line? Would it be funny for me to send you an invoice for my time?


Apologies if you did not find any humor in this. Lots of people did and it was just in jest
Please keep the humour coming Steve - it's the only thing that keeps us sane w00t
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Hey,

I almost fell for it - went to my TraceFlags list to check 'how on earth have I missed this one!'

It was a good April Fool's post, get over it:-D

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Man, I read this on the 4th, so wasn't expecting an April fools joke. As I was reading it, I was thinking, Man the number of times this woulda been helpful is incredible!
Then I got down to your admission... Sad
If only eh Smile
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