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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    bitbucket-25253 (10/20/2009)


    WayneS

    Just had a "developer" send me some code.

    Wayne I submit that your problem is NOT with the developer but with either the hiring/current Manager who think that the individual...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (10/19/2009)


    WayneS (10/19/2009)


    Hey Jeff... can you FedEx me your biggest, baddest pork chop launcher? I think I'm in dire need of it.....

    Just had a "developer" send me some code.

    SP...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (10/19/2009)


    WayneS (10/19/2009)


    ... banging head on desk ...

    The developer's head right! 😉

    Oh how I wish he were local... then it would be his head 😀

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Hey Jeff... can you FedEx me your biggest, baddest pork chop launcher? I think I'm in dire need of it.....

    Just had a "developer" send me some code.

    SP "a" has a...

  • RE: The Future of Bits

    Both.

    As mentioned, there will be many more that deal with things at the object level. But, someone has to move those bits around for those to do that.

  • RE: Can I move the log shipping monitor?

    You might check this link out - but be forewarned - it doesn't look like it's been tested.

    Since you're talking about a new server, you also could restore the system...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (10/14/2009)


    Some days, neither of those matters to me, and I'll spend hours on an intriguing problem. If the problem means I get to fire up some extra brain...

  • RE: Transfer Logins from SQL Server 2005 to SQL Server 2008 different server

    I used this for copying from SQL 2008 -> 2008. It should work 2005 -> 2008.

  • RE: Need to get one row per customer for multiple columns of data

    You know, the people that help out here are all un-paid volunteers. Providing the DDL scripts (CREATE TABLE, CREATE INDEX, etc.) for the tables affected, and INSERT statements to put...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (10/12/2009)


    I could be mistaken, but he seems to believe that there's only one right way to do things. That's a significant part of what I've taken away from...

  • RE: help me

    abair34 (10/9/2009)


    CREATE PROCEDURE dbo.help_friend_with_homework (@NumberOfRecords INT)

    AS

    BEGIN

    SET NOCOUNT ON

    IF NOT EXISTS (SELECT * FROM INFORMATION_SCHEMA.TABLES WHERE TABLE_NAME = 'CHEATTABLE')

    CREATE TABLE CHEATTABLE (id INT, name varchar(50));

    WITH i_copied_this_from_the_internet_CTE AS

    ( SELECT row_number() OVER (ORDER...

  • RE: Return multiple rows into one row (comma seperated) using COALESCE

    Well, with 100+ points accumulated, you're not that new. But I'm glad that you will now be able to help us in the future... it really makes it sooooo...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (10/8/2009)


    Heh... I know it's a couple/three months old now but I've not seen it before.

    Thanks for bringing this to us Jeff, I hadn't seen that reply. (And since...

  • RE: Mutliple Values in a Variable

    Regarding Mark's solution, what would (IMHO) be better is if your application already had this table defined. Those codes are coming from someplace, just connect the ClassCode to the ClassType...

  • RE: TRUNCATE vs DELETE

    Damian, I also thought it was on the easy side. But, I was also (pleasantly) surprised at the high number of folks that got this right (69% at the time...

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