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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

BL0B_EATER (3/23/2016)
I might get slapped by asking this but what does it take to get an MVP award? ( just curious). To the people that hold one is it your...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
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March 23, 2016 at 9:45 am

#1867135
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (3/15/2016)
WayneS (3/15/2016)
jasona.work (3/15/2016)
Is this the end?
Will Jeff Moden be able to stop work on his string splitter??
Will Batman be able to get rid of the...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

March 15, 2016 at 9:37 pm

#1865497
RE: Understanding the OVER clause

That's a good point Drew, and a better way of explaining it.
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

March 15, 2016 at 4:40 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

jasona.work (3/15/2016)
Is this the end?
Will Jeff Moden be able to stop work on his string splitter??
Will Batman be able to get rid of the bomb before it blows up?!?!
Tune in...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

March 15, 2016 at 2:50 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

jasona.work (3/4/2016)
I suppose I could toss this question into it's own topic, but meh...
To anyone who has gone on any of the previous SQL Cruises, if you brought your SO...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

March 4, 2016 at 8:35 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Brandie Tarvin (3/1/2016)
As part of some classes I've been taking lately, I had to do record some video presentations. I'd love some feedback on my latest, if none of you...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

March 1, 2016 at 7:51 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

jasona.work (2/24/2016)
SQLRNNR (2/24/2016)
GilaMonster (2/24/2016)
jasona.work (2/24/2016)
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1763775-3412-1.aspx
/Me leans back, grabs bucket of popcorn
Sure sounds like Gail answered the original question, yet for some reason the OP decided to focus on the comments...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

February 25, 2016 at 7:30 am

#1861058
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Lynn Pettis (2/5/2016)
jasona.work (2/5/2016)
So the other day I was paying bills, and got curious about my electric bill. It was easily 2x what it had been last year at...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

February 5, 2016 at 10:26 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Eirikur Eiriksson (2/4/2016)
This was Alex demonstrating DLM & CI, did an impressive job, must add that I removed the bad practice comment from the screenshot ( for fun)
I am...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

February 4, 2016 at 11:38 pm

#1856750
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Ed Wagner (2/4/2016)
SQLRNNR (2/4/2016)
TomThomson (2/4/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (2/3/2016)
SQLRNNR (2/1/2016)
GilaMonster (1/30/2016)
Ed Wagner (1/29/2016)
Is it really that much better than SSMS intellsense? I'm asking because I don't know; not trying...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

February 4, 2016 at 11:37 pm

#1856749
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

How many Threadizens are going to SQL Saturday Cleveland this upcoming weekend? I'll be flying in Thursday night; I'd love to meet up with you (even better... come on out...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

January 31, 2016 at 7:56 pm

#1855598
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

GilaMonster (1/30/2016)
Ed Wagner (1/29/2016)
Is it really that much better than SSMS intellsense? I'm asking because I don't know; not trying to start a riot.
Oh, hell, yes. SSMS...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

January 31, 2016 at 7:51 pm

#1855597
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Ed Wagner (1/28/2016)
SQLRNNR (1/28/2016)
BrainDonor (1/28/2016)
I've just discovered Redgate's 'Tab History' button.
Where was that at my last place of work? That little gem could have saved me hours of agony.
Hunting through...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

January 29, 2016 at 6:26 pm

#1855430
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Grant Fritchey (1/28/2016)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/28/2016)
Articles on Azure, and/or AWS, are very welcome. I'm looking for people, but having a hard time.
Plus Grant seems to avoid writing...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

January 28, 2016 at 9:23 am

#1855006
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Phil Parkin (1/27/2016)
Just expanding on this discussion a little: if there are people here who know both AWS and Azure, it would be nice to hear their views on pros...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

January 27, 2016 at 8:50 am

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