I've got a lot of experience here. (sorry for being late)

We started as you did, using SQL Server to send mails. This works fine from a capacity standpoint. SQL Server...

no idea. not my piece

Sorry for the delay. The SQL Server support has been spotty and I don't know anyone using this.

I used the Gnu version years ago. Worked well for me.

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/blogs/everyday-sql/2013/04/02/merging-sql-server-and-softball-just-for-fun/

Very interesting discussion.

Opc.three, you did bring up a few good points, but this isn't one of them.

opc.three (4/3/2013)I understand how xp_cmdshell works but if it's made available in my...

I'll take my H2O straight, brewed, fermented, or back.

SQLRNNR (4/2/2013)

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jasona.work (4/2/2013)

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You know, silly thing, but it'd be nice if you could specify credentials for a Windows Auth connection in SSMS...

I've got two logins, one for "normal" use which...

In line with bad data ....

Rockies are .500.

Might be the last time this season

jgates 94283 (4/2/2013)

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How does wasting someone else's time, with something that's not even in any way funny get published? And why have SQLServerCentral left this garbage on-line? Would...

We have one on the list, but I don't have a date for when this will be published.

Interesting, and thanks for the piece. I definitely learned something here.

Thanks, updated.

You do realize this is a joke, correct? Google Glass is real, but the database interface is a joke.