syslogins is a quick check for the sysadmin column or some of the other roles.

If you want a procedure, try sp_helpsrvrolemember (http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa933412(SQL.80).aspx)

I think that you wouldn't necessarily put this on your resume if you'd been working with the product at home, but you can mention it in the interview. Or you...

I have a reciprocating saw, though I haven't used it there. Typically I've found doing the work myself means that I can afford to mess up completely once and still...

Not sure, but I'll ask around. You can ask for %complete in this command using the stats option. Not sure that this is what dm_exec shows.

Have you checked the log...

This is really a lot of questions for one post. I'd split them up.

I'm not sure about knowing which objects from which databases are in tempdb, but the size you...

First, I wouldn't use R0. Backups are important.

Second, if you run a smaller backup, say 1GB, is it a similar rate of things being written?

I'd start here: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Articles/Access

Then there are some Access books I've seen that cover this. I don't have any off the top of my head, but I'd look through a few...

It can't be 28MB of memory. I doubt SQL Server runs in 28MB.

You must have something else going on with the box. I'd re-open the case and work through it...

I'd avoid surgery if at all possible. Used to work for an ortho, and they make lots of little mistakes at times, nothing major, but it might cause you issues...

You can read about it here as well

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Security/updatedsqlinjection/2065/

Tend to agree with Alex, but you have to examine where each query is slow. What might be making it slow. Look through query plans, etc.

Personally I think it might be hard. Most likely we'll have some junior or intermediate DBAs nominating seniors at larger companies.

At the majority of my jobs, meaning 5 or 6...

I think you'd implement this as T-SQL logic, a stored proc perhaps, and then call that from SQLCMD.

don't forget to check for pathing issues. I'd get the virtual names and then set the new paths in my restore server for every file using some standard in the...

Securables are objects. It's not clear what you mean by "permissions (securables)"

It sounds like your other DBA gave permissions to execute all stored procedures. That doesn't have anything to do...