In Spanish, you would say 'borracha(o)'. 

Ah yes, I myself have proffered many sacrifices to the gods of porcelain over the years.

One of my favorite quotes...

I actually brought the 'esposa' thing up with my wife this weekend (sushila, names were witheld to protect the guilty  ) and she told...

LOL...been out of the loop as I had a 4 hour staff meeting. 

"Wives" wasn't so much...

I can just hear a policeman getting out of his car and saying:

"Alright buddy, be quiet or I'm going to have to slap the 'wives' on you!" 

OMG - I never knew that.  I'm going to have fun with that tonight.  

Oops, and don't always trust BabelFish.  Plata is a very Colombian word for 'money' and I goofed on the 'me' which should have been 'mi'.

Anyway, the gist  I was going for was: ...

Yo no tengo la plata por que me esposa lo paso todo.    Hope that doesn't happen to Steve on his vacation. 

And all this time I thought it was "shop 'till you drop". 

Well that part has changed quite a bit and as I say, this president and the Mayor of Bogota have both done excellent jobs during their tenure.  I'm not saying...

Well, here I go off topic yet once again...   But I've been fortunate enough to have travelled to Colombia several times over the...

Thanks for the clarifications you all.  Just goes to show that you learn something new every day. 

If you want to turn advanced options on use this:

USE master

go

Exec sp_configure 'show advanced option', '1'

go

You should get a message saying that the option changed from 0 to 1.

Then try...

I don't think it's a soap box Brian and you've made some valid points.  And I personally think that a lot of the blame lays with Western civilization.  We have...

Ken,

Yes, you can specify these however I don't believe (anyone correct me if I'm wrong) that new DB's will be added once the plan has been created.  This is because...

I believe what kpsqlcent is saying applies to a situation where you have created one maintenance plan to manage all of your databases.  I normally prefer to have a seperate...