Acknowledged! 🙂

Yankees sign Chan-Ho Park

As (1) a Korean-American, and (2) a Yankee fan, I'm happy about this acquisition. Did I mention something in one of my earlier posts about getting...

I just came back and re-read your original post. Apparently I completely overlooked your sentence that said you had SQL 2008 Developer's Edition. So you can ignore my...

I had one interview where they gave me (I think it was) a half-hour to answer ten programming questions. (It was sufficiently long enough ago that I don't remember...

I have it taped up on my desk now! 😀

Mauve (2/22/2010)

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Reminds me of a time back in the mid-70s when we did the first run of checks from the new Accounts Payable system. Back then checks were produced...

Have you looked into DTS? Take a look and see if that will do what you want.

If you want to practice, I'd suggest downloading something like SQL Server Express (which I believe is a free version, if I'm not mistaken). You should be able to...

Two DBAs walk past a bar . . .

Well hey, it could theoretically happen! 😀

Anyone else know any good SQL-related jokes or know of any other SQL-related humor? (Feel free to post them here!)

I remember something similar to that in college as well. Something about an answer to the question, "are you a turtle?"

For some reason, all I can think about is Wesley Snipes as Willie...

Seriously, I have nothing against the Cubs. I wouldn't mind seeing them win one someday.

So, if I'm not mistaken, I believe Spring Training camps opened today!

Argh! I went through the answers and thought, "this sounds like the best one." For some reason, "none of the above" didn't register!

Oh well. C'est la vie.

My condolences! 😀