I think I should be able to do this with SQL Server Express (provided I could even install it somewhere there). 10GB of space should be plenty for bare minimum...

Just a guess, but maybe because the file SSRS outputs is likely an XML file, so it's converting Word to a real Word file when it saves?

Okay, got it.  Thanks! I'll watch a video or two until I get my head around it. Just want to have some idea of what I might be doing before...

Matt,
Thanks for the pointers!

Okay, so I could basically use Access as a temporary "container" for the data, and then do something like...
1. export from SAP to...

Sounds like you need this article: Crosstabs and Pivots by Jeff Moden...

db_owner is a ROLE, not a schema.
https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms180977(v=sql.90).aspx

The default SCHEMA is dbo.

Having a "date purchased" column in Stores doesn't make any sense, unless you were recording the date the store was purchased. Normally, if a column doesn't describe the "subject" of...

Maybe watch this video... I watched it several times when trying to get my head around subreports. You can download their sample database so you can work along with the...

here's one solution using LAG. Requires SQL Server 2012 and later.

use tempdb;
go

create table #data(ProductID INT
                , LocationID CHAR(4)
                , EventDate DATE
                , Qty...

Couple things jump out as odd... First:
dt_close_time VARCHAR(23)

Why not use a DATETIME datatype?
Second, there seem to be only two records that meet the criteria (or did...

Use ROUND?
SELECT Amount,ROUND(Amount,0) AS rounded
FROM Green;

DAX Studio maybe?

Did you try COALESCE instead?

DECLARE @LastName VARCHAR(20) = NULL;
SET NOCOUNT ON;
SELECT p.[BusinessEntityID]
,p.[Title]
,p.[FirstName]
,p.[MiddleName]
,p.[LastName]
,p.[Suffix]
,pp.PhoneNumber
FROM [Person].[Person] p INNER JOIN [Person].[PersonPhone]...

Maybe something like this? (Might get shredded for this one, but live & learn!)
/* populate dummy table */
SELECT PatientID, Gender, Birthdate
INTO #Dummy
FROM dbo.Patient p

Nashville, TN has a ridiculous number of Healthcare IT jobs, especially SQL Server and .NET.  If you can do those, you can almost write your own ticket here. Not sure...