I wrote a carefully formulated comment and reply and submitted it. I got a pink error line saying "Are you sure you wanted to do that?" (I was...) This does...

Hi Steve,

I enjoyed your article and I have a few observations regarding it...:-)

1. I have worked with Relational databases since they were invented and publicly available. (I attended the second...

As others have noted it is good to see the thought that goes into solutions like this. However, I have a major objection 🙂

SELECT * is valid SQL. As such...