What an odd reaction by Mark Enloe (presumably the OP using a different account).

He/she...

Fantastic! Thank...

Matt Whitfield (9/16/2010)

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Awesome, just awesome.

Plus this:

Just...

Christian Buettner-167247 (9/16/2010)

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This is really great stuff... As already mentioned a few times by others, 5 stars aint enough for this series...Edit: The link back to the article from the...

CirquedeSQLeil (9/16/2010)

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Paul White NZ (9/16/2010)

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The final part of my optimizer series is up today. As expected, the page views have been lower than normal, but it has been good...

WayneS (9/16/2010)

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Paul, I've really liked those articles. Heck, all of your articles have been keepers. Thanks for being a part of this community, and for the great articles. Keep them...

The final part of my optimizer series is up today. As expected, the page views have been lower than normal, but it has been good to reach new people...

dant12 (7/29/2010)

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I'm no .NET programmer but i did a function that manipulates string inputs and if i set IsDeterministic=true on the CLR function it consumes around 40% cpu and also...

Jeff Moden (9/15/2010)

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Despite the "lol" in the post, I really didn't like this one. Maybe it's just because I've only got one nerve left today and she decided to...

Very clever 😎

Both counters exist, but they measure different things 🙂

You may find some of the information and...

Robert,

I have some (hopefully viewed as constructive) criticisms:

The observed behaviour only applies to clustered tables - heap table inserts never cause page splits. Heap inserts are not counted by...

Don't know. But I do know what an expired hexadecimal cow looks...

Thanks Wayne and Jason 🙂

Thanks Matt. Part 4 is scheduled for Thursday this week, I hope you...