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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Eirikur Eiriksson (4/18/2016)

    jasona.work (4/18/2016)

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/18/2016)

    No more snow here, at least not forecast. It's cloudy, and foggy. Never know. I think weather forecasters are flipping coins half...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    April 18, 2016 at 12:26 pm

    #1872865

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    jeff.mason (4/18/2016)

    crookj (4/18/2016)

    ThomasRushton (4/18/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (4/18/2016)

    ThomasRushton (4/18/2016)

    object-oriented

    OOP(s)

    again

    Spears

    pickle

    Dill

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    April 18, 2016 at 8:00 am

    #1872764

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/15/2016)

    Eirikur Eiriksson (4/15/2016)

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/15/2016)

    About to head off to SQL Saturday Phoenix. Anyone else going?

    Wouldn't mind to go even if it was...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    April 15, 2016 at 1:36 pm

    #1872503

  • RE: i copy scripts from msdn then run at sqlserver 2008 r2 with sp3 ,report error

    Have you Googled the error message?

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    April 14, 2016 at 5:36 am

    #1871938

  • RE: Who's going to SQL Bits in Liverpool?

    Hugo Kornelis (4/13/2016)

    BWFC (4/13/2016)

    Hugo Kornelis (4/13/2016)

    BWFC (4/13/2016)

    I've got my name down for the Saturday but it clashes with a family do so it's unlikely I'll make it.

    If you can indeed...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    April 13, 2016 at 2:41 am

    #1871616

  • RE: Who's going to SQL Bits in Liverpool?

    Hugo Kornelis (4/13/2016)

    BWFC (4/13/2016)

    I've got my name down for the Saturday but it clashes with a family do so it's unlikely I'll make it.

    If you can indeed not make it,...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    April 13, 2016 at 2:33 am

    #1871612

  • RE: Who's going to SQL Bits in Liverpool?

    I've got my name down for the Saturday but it clashes with a family do so it's unlikely I'll make it. That said, the date for the family thing...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    April 13, 2016 at 1:25 am

    #1871593

  • RE: Max and Group By on datetime column problem

    datsun (4/12/2016)

    Hello,

    I have a strange issue on querying a table to return Max datetime with a group by clause.

    I am getting all dates as max instead of the actual...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    April 12, 2016 at 8:34 am

    #1871419

  • RE: Set end date for a row to start date of next row minus 1 day

    WITH dates AS

    (

    SELECT

    *

    ,RowNo = ROW_NUMBER() OVER(PARTITION BY policyID ORDER BY startdate)

    FROM ##myTable

    )

    SELECT

    d1.PremiumID

    ,d1.PolicyID

    ,d1.StartDate

    ,EndDate = DATEADD(day,-1,d2.startdate)

    FROM dates d1

    LEFT JOIN dates d2 ON d2.PolicyID = d1.PolicyID

    AND d2.RowNo = d1.RowNo +...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    April 12, 2016 at 8:31 am

    #1871416

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    ThomasRushton (4/12/2016)

    Revenant (4/12/2016)

    ThomasRushton (4/12/2016)

    Manic Star (4/12/2016)

    whereisSQL? (4/12/2016)

    djj (4/12/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (4/12/2016)

    Ed Wagner (4/12/2016)

    San Francisco

    (left my) Heart

    Soul

    Train

    Tracks

    switch

    blade

    glory

    Blaze

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    April 12, 2016 at 7:34 am

    #1871384

  • RE: Blank every other page-not a body size or margin or page break problem...

    dbursey (4/8/2016)

    Hello - My report is landscape, 11 x 8.5. I have checked my body size (10.22); my margins are set at .25 on either side, so I should have...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    April 8, 2016 at 7:49 am

    #1870801

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    ZZartin (4/5/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (4/5/2016)

    Ed Wagner (4/5/2016)

    Sunrise

    Sunset

    Pegasus

    Bridge

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    April 5, 2016 at 8:05 am

    #1869814

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    djj (3/31/2016)

    BWFC (3/31/2016)

    I've still got no real frame of reference on whether I'm getting the flavours right either. There's no smoking tradition in England and barbecue restaurants are thin...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    March 31, 2016 at 6:00 am

    #1868803

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ed Wagner (3/31/2016)

    ThomasRushton (3/31/2016)

    BWFC (3/31/2016)

    Nice!!! Two of my favorite things...ribs and poker. Add some dark malt beverages you have described my personal nirvana. Smile Myself I found a crazy deal...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    March 31, 2016 at 5:45 am

    #1868801

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Nice!!! Two of my favorite things...ribs and poker. Add some dark malt beverages you have described my personal nirvana. Smile Myself I found a crazy deal on pork shoulders. Full...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

    March 31, 2016 at 1:14 am

    #1868760

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