What about storing it in the ring_buffer and just pulling it out of there?

Am I totally missing the purpose of Extended Events?  I thought they were supposed to be...

as a test, try writing it to a UNC path rather than a mapped drive

\\servername\sharename\filename.txt

so

select columnA, case when column a<>1 then columnb else 0  end as colb from mytable

but your spreadsheet results don't match what you are asking - maybe it's a language barrier...

Being honest - why bother with the log file?

I have an operator and alerts set up for all jobs... I also have a script that checks the last run status...

I also saw those double smashed and tested it... It works fine

I'm curious... If you had a low power laptop, how many of you would use azure for the heavy lifting.

My surface is just a gateway to either on premis...

your best bet is to set up a domain group and give that group permissions in SQL for your database.

then your domain admins can add other users to the group...

  I use a company issues Surface Pro, and I would not recommend one of these, as there are always issues with RDP on this thing, where it doesn't...

you need to post the error message in full (do it in plain text)- it is chopped off on your print screen

this is step 2 of that job - your...

I have a company issued Surface Pro I7 with 16Gb - the docking station runs 2 additional 27" monitors so I have 3 in total.

it is great to take to...

high cpu is most likely missing indexes, causing the cpu to sort. Or a rogue function.

it's not memory

this is hugely complicated. But i would say 90% is not related to max memory.

This looks like you are trying to do an UPDATE. If so, then

UPDATE  YourTable
SET     columnB = CASE
  ...

This looks like you are trying to do an UPDATE. If so, then

UPDATE  YourTable
SET     columnB = CASE
    ...

extended events have always puzzled me - in theory they are better than a profiler trace, but the display format and functionality is less friendly

personally i'd use a profiler trace...