Heh, heh, heh I have a surprise for you!!! I am...

I have read through most of the comments here today and found that some like sprocs and some don't but this is not a black and white answer. For those...

bimpe_d,

I see that Ed has not replied to your post yet. If...

Richard Gardner (7/23/2008)

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Yeah, I wasn't sure about that either Steve, the American Office isn't even remotely as funny as the original. Hmmmm... I doubt you're being ironic (hint: Alanis Morissette...

Well, here's a couple of office jokes to lighten up your day!

From actual resumes:

"Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs.

"I am extremely loyal to...

Humor is important in the workplace especially when stress levels are running high. When last did you laugh? I mean out of your belly. Your face was sore and you...

Very good one! I remember back when Windows 3.1 came out and I was still learning Windows someone gave a program to me and said if I install it on...

Manie,

Another thing you might want to check is the Alert System settings,...

Thanks for the help. I'll check it but it should be correct. Thanks

Hey!!! Sorry!!!! Happy Independence day to all you from the US of A!!! May the aliens never beseige you!!!

Thanks to flixter.com I got the question right!! Thanks Flixter!!!

Tot certify or not to certify? Well, I started of working for the South African Railways because I was to lazy in school to put an effort in and perchance...

Lynn Pettis (6/30/2008)

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Sergio Lugo (6/30/2008)

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Hi everyone !

I use this formula:

Age = floor(datediff(day, [DateOfBirth], getdate())/(365.25))

You can also put it in a calculated column.

It works (I think) because one year actually has...

majorbloodnock (7/1/2008)

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Manie Verster (7/1/2008)

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My brother in law is a motor mechanic and whenever I have a problem with my car he helps me out, so why would I not help...

All jobs, or at least most, have a nick name attached to it. When I go to see the doctor I say I'm gonna see the quack. Does he like...