Bob Hovious (3/18/2009)

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Hey Lynn, why are you quoting me? I think the man in the helmet is the one who requires the apology before the energy...

Sergiy (3/18/2009)

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It's not exactly what they name "on vacation". 😉

"On vacation" means "gone fishing", "being on tour", "hiking over incredible range", getting pissed end in...

Bob Hovious (3/18/2009)

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Lynn's saintly patience is well-known. I'm betting on a long shot, for once. It seems to be paying off. But until he...

Florian Reischl (3/18/2009)

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If your statements don't too much changes you can work with transaction rollbacks:

IF (@@TRANCOUNT != 0)

ROLLBACK TRANSACTION

BEGIN TRANSACTION

INSERT INTO anywhere VALUES (1, 'Hello World')

ROLLBACK TRANSACTION

So...

Can't speak to the first part of your post, as we load our SSIS packages to msdb. Yes, it will increase the size of your msdb database. The...

Alvin Ramard (3/18/2009)

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Lynn Pettis (3/18/2009)

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Greg Snidow (3/18/2009)

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I'm up to around page 30, and I have found it particularly...

Just curious, but have you verified that the boot.ini files are the same?

Greg Snidow (3/18/2009)

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I'm up to around page 30, and I have found it particularly entertaining, especially where you...

Bob Hovious (3/18/2009)

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Hey Guys... don't hijack the thread. We're in SQL 7,2000 here.

Please take further discussion over to an SQL2k5 thread. It's...

What it should be: To provide a vision and direction for the business that results in growth and advancement for the business and its employees.

What it is: someone else already...

To be honest, would it have been...

Do you know what makes the offside call even harder to understand in soccer? It is fluid, it moves depending on where play is on the field.

Jack Corbett (3/18/2009)

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Lynn Pettis (3/18/2009)

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I had a disagreement last night with a COACH at a Girls Varsity game over Law 11. He didn't like the fact that I called...

Reminds me of the joke, I once went to the fights and...

Ha, you'd...