I'm going to leave all aspects of work, bug fixes, moving to better hardware, upgrades, etc, etc, out of this and simply say, Mr. Jones, thank you for what you...

Much easier solution is to simply weigh it on a pounds scale. 😉

I appreciate you sharing but, be advised, shrinking databases every day is a form of "Death by SQL".

1.  It can and usually will cause a type of fragmentation...