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My all time favorite... "I have 3 tables... yada-yada-yada... how do I join them?" I have to admit, I don't even bother answering those anymore. Not a...
January 22, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Michael Earl (1/22/2009)
http://www.wisconsinmade.com/gift-ideas/Bone-in-Stuffed-Pork-Chops-2560.aspx?DepartmentId=1252
Mmmmmm... tasty... expensive, but tasty.
January 22, 2009 at 7:20 pm
So! Anybody wanna talk about all the companies that use spreadsheets like databases? I'll start... I hate them all. 😛
January 22, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Bob Hovious (1/21/2009)
I sometimes get one-shot requests for a simple CSV...
January 22, 2009 at 7:04 pm
J (1/22/2009)
On top of that he has been warned repeatedly that is a bad idea.
If all he wants is...
January 22, 2009 at 6:54 pm
ric (1/20/2009)
So if Column is Total and Rows are days of week. Mon=1,Tue=2,Wed=3,Thur=4,Fri=5. In...
January 22, 2009 at 6:51 pm
PG (1/22/2009)
You guys are killing me here 😛 !!! I mean, "Pork chop thru the nose", now that's funny :w00t:.
To quickly end the suspense, I am a...
January 22, 2009 at 6:41 pm
mtucker (1/22/2009)
Exactly! Full disclosure of salaries allows people to make better decisions because they have more information.
How are my fellow employees going to make better decisions if they know what...
January 22, 2009 at 6:09 pm
GSquared (1/22/2009)
Needed in batches of about 5-10,000 at a time, usually about 100k per week.So, there's on situation where I consider procedural code valid.
Are you saying it took overnight to...
January 22, 2009 at 5:54 pm
GSquared (1/22/2009)
January 22, 2009 at 12:24 pm
PG... although we're having a bit of fun at the expense of your dilema, it would be good to know why (the actual business reason) the table is denormalized the...
January 22, 2009 at 12:22 pm
peter (1/22/2009)
Jeff, any luck in finding the saved "function argument" you mentioned?
No, sorry... I can't even remember who the "argument" was with...
Touch a minimal set of data, a...
January 22, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Yep... that's the one. And, after reading that bad boy, I have to say that the feeling is mutual, Vince. 🙂
January 22, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Also, be real careful with ISDATE... the following will return a "1" as will many other things...
SELECT ISDATE('2008')
January 22, 2009 at 11:50 am
JPLeBlanc (1/22/2009)
Jeff,I beleive that would be two months since it is calculating it in days correct?
so not just 1 calendar months difference. or am i backward? 🙂
Lynn is...
January 22, 2009 at 11:48 am
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