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Heh... the outcome of the tests say... nothing's been done so far. BWAA-HAAA!!!! Perhaps this would be a good place to introduce folks to "agile" programming methods and...
March 28, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Pasted from the code window above minus the double add...
drop table tally
---===== Create and populate the Tally table on the fly
SELECT TOP 11000 ---equates to more than 30 years...
March 28, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Just a couple of tests to see if they actually did anything for some of the fixes...
/**********************************************************************************************************************
Purpose:
Returns a single result set similar to sp_Space used for all user...
March 28, 2009 at 3:23 pm
sqlblue (3/28/2009)
Jeff, you probably don't remember, but you helped me once...
Anytime someone gives me such an awesome compliment, I'm compelled to go find out what I did right and I...
March 28, 2009 at 11:45 am
Steve Jones - Editor (3/28/2009)
I think there's a good call for a T-SQL book from you 🙂
The other thing is that most authors aren't thinking performance when they write. They...
March 28, 2009 at 11:23 am
sqlblue (3/28/2009)
respect for your technique, knowledge, and for helping me.
I really think you should write...
March 28, 2009 at 11:04 am
Heh... all of these conversations have made me revisit some of the books I did buy including some of the ones being talked about. And THAT made me realize...
March 28, 2009 at 8:18 am
Lynn Pettis (3/27/2009)
Jeff Moden (3/26/2009)
Lynn Pettis (3/26/2009)
You must answer with no foul or abusive language.BWAA-HAAA!!! ... who the hell made THAT rule? This IS the thread. 😉
Well, I think...
March 27, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Grant Fritchey (3/27/2009)
"Pork Chops for the DBA" by Jeff Moden
"SQL Server Performance Tuning by Pork Choping Deveopers" by Jeff Moden
"Better Performance by True Set Based Operations and...
March 27, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Steve Jones - Editor (3/27/2009)
Maybe we need a poll to push Jeff along 😉
Heh... I know you... with all the talk of ancient weapons by the Ninja's on this forum,...
March 27, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Gift Peddie (3/27/2009)
March 27, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Alan (3/25/2009)
My limited observations (a couple of hundred tasks):
India - we had 5 teams I would send the same task to...
March 27, 2009 at 5:35 pm
umar iqbal (3/27/2009)
I need to know this myself how can you stop companies from outsourcing. IBM recently fired 5000 US employees this thursday and hired 5000 in INDIA.
I...
March 27, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Lynn Pettis (3/26/2009)
You must answer with no foul or abusive language.
BWAA-HAAA!!! ... who the hell made THAT rule? This IS the thread. 😉
March 26, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Grant Fritchey (3/26/2009)
Three different single malts, some J&B and this funky Japanese stuff that a friend got me for my birthday, all downstairs, quietly whispering my name.
I didn't make it...
March 26, 2009 at 8:01 pm
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