Jeff Moden

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Bob Hovious (4/16/2009)
You got extra points if it was a nasal coke spew.
You should get extra points... those suckers are painful !!
Pork chops... I don't even want to think about...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

April 17, 2009 at 1:24 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Lynn Pettis (4/16/2009)
Jeff, I still have the PM where you said something about spewing soup as well. Remember the comment? She who walked on water because she knew...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

April 17, 2009 at 1:22 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Lynn Pettis (4/17/2009)
Steve Jones - Editor (4/17/2009)
It was 70F on Wed here!!!
Supposedly a foot today. only about 3-4" so far and slowing. Torn as I'd like to play baseball Sun,...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

April 17, 2009 at 1:19 pm

#979928
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Gaby Abed (4/17/2009)
Do not go gentle into that good Thread,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
I'm not sure, but I...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

April 17, 2009 at 1:12 pm

#979922
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Kit G (4/17/2009)
It's all Al Gore's fault. Damn global warming!
Wonder if Al Gore is part of the Thread's plot to take over the world?
He must be... remember that he...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

April 17, 2009 at 1:11 pm

#979920
RE: Just Walk Away - Blacklisting - and Twits without Twitter

Paul White (4/16/2009)
I will happily adopt a less emotive term if someone suggests a good replacement for 'brute force' 😉
Heh... nope... now that I understand what you mean, not necessary....
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

April 16, 2009 at 8:00 pm

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RE: Just Walk Away - Blacklisting - and Twits without Twitter

Paul White (4/16/2009)
3. A tally solution remains an elegant, if somewhat brute-force, solution.
Thanks for the confidence on the book, Paul. I am curious though... you keep saying that...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

April 16, 2009 at 7:49 pm

#979367
RE: Just Walk Away - Blacklisting - and Twits without Twitter

GilaMonster (4/13/2009)
My main issue with the person in question was that while I was the one asking the questions, he directed every single answer to my colleague (who was sitting...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

April 16, 2009 at 7:22 pm

#979361
RE: Just Walk Away - Blacklisting - and Twits without Twitter

Steve Jones - Editor (4/13/2009)
And Jeff, don't think about canceling a book because someone found a different solution. There needs to be multiple ways to do things, and even if...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

April 16, 2009 at 7:11 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

RBarryYoung (4/16/2009)
Bruce W Cassidy (4/16/2009)
[font="Verdana"]On another site I frequented, this was known as the "coke spew". You got extra points if it was a nasal coke spew.[/font]
Ow, now that...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

April 16, 2009 at 5:38 pm

#979342
RE: There Must Be 15 Ways To Lose Your Cursors... part 1, Introduction

Thomas (4/16/2009)
It is clear that you gentlemen are missing the point. That developers should strive to refine their craft is obvious. No one disputes that. That set-based solutions are preferred...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

April 16, 2009 at 5:30 pm

#979341
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Grant Fritchey (4/16/2009)
Evidently you're not supposed to spit water all over them while laughing. Who knew?
That's some funny stuff when that happens. I did the same thing once...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

April 16, 2009 at 2:17 pm

#979225
RE: There Must Be 15 Ways To Lose Your Cursors... part 1, Introduction

Bruce W Cassidy (4/16/2009)
WayneS (4/16/2009)
Thomas (4/15/2009)
Using a cross join is not itself counter-intuitive. Using it in this fashion to generate a bunch of numbers probably is to most developers.
I think...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

April 16, 2009 at 2:12 pm

#979219
RE: One line to drop a (temp) table if it exists

Mike Arney (4/15/2009)
First, thanks for the comment about object_id('tempdb..#t'): I did not realize that would reliably work. I was afraid if 2 sessions both had a #t, object_id() would...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

April 16, 2009 at 12:01 pm

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RE: TSQL

arconen (3/26/2009)
In future must show the version of MS SQL Server in order to prevent a misunderstanding.
I answered right for version 2000, but for 2008 I made a mistake.
I absolutely...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

April 16, 2009 at 11:52 am

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