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Very nice. Must be like voodoo, I feel ill and alien already.
April 30, 2010 at 2:45 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (4/30/2010)
jcrawf02 (4/30/2010)
:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D15,000
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And I was so tempted to do that myself.
I knew you were, but you were being so conscientious about just posting real Threadliness, so figured I'd take care...
April 30, 2010 at 2:32 pm
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15,000
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April 30, 2010 at 2:05 pm
One bottle of beer on the wall, one bottle of beeeeeerrrr,
take one down, pass it around, one bottle of beer on the wall
April 30, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Two bottles of beer on the wall, two bottles of beeeeeerrrr,
take one down, pass it around, two bottles of beer on the wall
April 30, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Right, obviously not SQL Compare. We should use Access.
April 30, 2010 at 10:37 am
CirquedeSQLeil (4/30/2010)
WayneS (4/30/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/30/2010)
Has anybody here ever tried setting their sa account password to contain emoticons? Or any sql logon password for that matter.
sa...
April 30, 2010 at 8:38 am
JP - and when your manager asked who said what, which one of the team told him it was inappropriate, and walked out to discuss with HR?
I think a...
April 30, 2010 at 8:12 am
Gotcha, thanks! Learn something new every day...
April 29, 2010 at 2:18 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (4/29/2010)
Lynn Pettis (4/29/2010)
April 29, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Wayne, why the isnull() and max()?
Why not just case when sp.action = 193 then 'Y' else 'N' end
?
April 29, 2010 at 1:53 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (4/27/2010)
Paul White NZ (4/27/2010)
Yep. I'd only start to worry if you start finding SSC notification emails stashed around the house in unlikely places.
Why find them stashed when you...
April 28, 2010 at 5:30 am
Trey Staker (4/27/2010)
I always take the approach that I do with camping,
aww, golden opportunity missed.
revised edition:
"I always take the approach that I do with camping, I dig a...
April 27, 2010 at 9:32 am
Found another example [/url]of someone re-posting an article in its entirety on their blog. Not a summary, not a reference to go read it, actually a copy/paste on their blog.
They...
April 27, 2010 at 6:12 am
Chris Howarth-536003 (4/27/2010)
jcrawf02 (4/21/2010)
How do you replicate a LEFT JOIN using the where clause?
Since you asked (compatibility level 80 or lower):
WITH CTELeft
AS
(SELECT 1 AS ID UNION
SELECT 2UNION
SELECT 3UNION
SELECT...
April 27, 2010 at 5:28 am
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