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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Very nice. Must be like voodoo, I feel ill and alien already.

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (4/30/2010)


    jcrawf02 (4/30/2010)


    :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

    15,000

    :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

    And I was so tempted to do that myself.

    I knew you were, but you were being so conscientious about just posting real Threadliness, so figured I'd take care...

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

    15,000

    :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

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    How best to post your question[/url]
    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    One bottle of beer on the wall, one bottle of beeeeeerrrr,

    take one down, pass it around, one bottle of beer on the wall

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    How best to post your question[/url]
    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Two bottles of beer on the wall, two bottles of beeeeeerrrr,

    take one down, pass it around, two bottles of beer on the wall

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    How best to post your question[/url]
    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Right, obviously not SQL Compare. We should use Access.

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (4/30/2010)


    WayneS (4/30/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (4/30/2010)


    Odd question just occurred to me.

    Has anybody here ever tried setting their sa account password to contain emoticons? Or any sql logon password for that matter.

    sa...

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Would You Like a Stay Interview?

    JP - and when your manager asked who said what, which one of the team told him it was inappropriate, and walked out to discuss with HR?

    I think a...

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Script without cursors

    Gotcha, thanks! Learn something new every day...

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: MCJ - The Missing Link

    CirquedeSQLeil (4/29/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (4/29/2010)


    Plus, considering some people change thier screen names on a regular basis, attributing the code to '.' may not mean anything unless you happen to know who...

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Script without cursors

    Wayne, why the isnull() and max()?

    Why not just case when sp.action = 193 then 'Y' else 'N' end?

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (4/27/2010)


    Paul White NZ (4/27/2010)


    Yep. I'd only start to worry if you start finding SSC notification emails stashed around the house in unlikely places.

    Why find them stashed when you...

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Trey Staker (4/27/2010)


    I always take the approach that I do with camping,

    aww, golden opportunity missed.

    revised edition:

    "I always take the approach that I do with camping, I dig a...

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Found another example [/url]of someone re-posting an article in its entirety on their blog. Not a summary, not a reference to go read it, actually a copy/paste on their blog.

    They...

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Join vs Where

    Chris Howarth-536003 (4/27/2010)


    jcrawf02 (4/21/2010)


    How do you replicate a LEFT JOIN using the where clause?

    Since you asked (compatibility level 80 or lower):

    WITH CTELeft

    AS

    (SELECT 1 AS ID UNION

    SELECT 2UNION

    SELECT 3UNION

    SELECT...

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

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