So, let me see if I understand this:

If you have to use schemabinding for a materialized view, and the view has to have a clustered index, when you create an...

...and now for something completely different:

Risk, at one move per day...

not sure if that's a good thing or not?

I'm gonna concur with Grant and Gail.....but just because I picked 5 since it was the next smallest number over 2, and I figured there couldn't really be that many.....:-P:-D

good...

It was, but his sister killed him, so they closed it down...

That's a good one Travis.

I will admit to feeling depressed at times about how far behind the curve I am, but I usually perk up when I realize that...

doobya (7/16/2010)

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The part of IT I find most challenging is not learning or understanding the technologies ...

... but discovering all the really important things that *aren't* documented

those are the niggly...

Ben Moorhouse (7/16/2010)

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I totally agree that at least a little insecurity is good.

This might sound ungrateful, but my job is too secure!

I was recently blocked from taking a secondment I...

Good recap Lynn, that's what I get from the discussion as well.

Can't say as I agree with the OP, I think I would find that very confusing, although I...

lol I just went back to the start of that thread, and bteraberry made me laugh...

That's a good point Alvin, you could easily consolidate meetings. I just love when chapter use LiveMeeting, because I get to attend the Orlando/Houston/wherever chapters without leaving my house.

'course,...

Grant Fritchey (7/15/2010)

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Jeff Moden (7/14/2010)

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I'm on vacation in RI to see my parents. It just so happened that my vacation coincided with the local PASS user group meeting. ...

Joe Celko (7/14/2010)

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Get a third party audit tool that will work off the log files. Mimicking the deleted bit flag in 1950's tape files will not work. Anyone who can...

I strongly agree with Gianluca, Paul. Just because I don't have a clue what you meant (yet) doesn't mean that I won't need to know that the technique exists, and...

Gift Peddies?

Chad Crawford (7/12/2010)

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Oh no - don't answer all the questions. Just take a look and see if anything jumps out at you. I'm thinking the first one...