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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (1/20/2012)


    WayneS (1/19/2012)


    Congrats Brandie.

    Does this mean you are well on your way to writing full time and forgetting all about SQL?

    HA!

    Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Oh, that was a funny, if short, fantasy. Quit...

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Create Paramater Filter by State

    Meaning that you want to be able to pick all states? (by making no selection) if so, then create your statement dynamically and only drop in the state if...

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Greg Edwards-268690 (1/10/2012)


    So with dbcc timewarp and this covered, what's next?

    The Bending of light to enable you to become invisible?:-D

    Quite the interesting water cooler conversations lately.

    How about erasing an event...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    mtillman-921105 (1/9/2012)


    GilaMonster (1/9/2012)


    mtillman-921105 (1/9/2012)


    Then, thanks to one of Ms. Shaw’s recommended books, now I'm stuck in physics and cosmology. :blink: The book I'm reading now is The Fabric of the...

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    We have probably ten banker's boxes in the garage with books, probably 50 inside on a small bookshelf, various copies stashed in the bedside tables/bookshelf. I would love to go...

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Aaron Aardvark (1/9/2012)


    Brandie Tarvin (1/9/2012)


    Try changing your screen name. Maybe that'll work. @=)

    Am I winning yet?

    hahaha! Very nice.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (1/9/2012)


    SQL Kiwi (1/9/2012)


    I use spaces in my constraint and index names 😛

    And spell out table names as grammatically correct sentences, including punctuation?

    create table dbo.[These are orders placed by our...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (1/9/2012)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (1/9/2012)


    There was a time I loved fiction, got any books to recommend?

    Yes

    http://sqlinthewild.co.za/index.php/2012/01/01/2011-book-review/

    http://sqlskills.com/BLOGS/PAUL/post/2011-the-year-in-books.aspx

    We both have 2010 posts as well if you feel like hunting

    I threw this to Steve last...

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  • RE: SSMS Shared SQL Templates

    I hadn't thought of using the directory link, we use something similar for our SQL Prompt snippets rather than templates.

    What if one of your users wanted to have their...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ninja's_RGR'us (1/6/2012)


    MysteryJimbo (1/6/2012)


    GilaMonster (1/6/2012)


    And vague question of the week award goes to: http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=169885

    I don't know. This is pretty vague.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1231424-1549-1.aspx

    This one is way worse!

    I don't actually think that was intentional,...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie, not sure what you're referring to exactly, but nothing I've seen on the Thread would make me decide to not hire someone. Make them question my sense of humor,...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/5/2012)


    jcrawf02 (1/5/2012)


    A large part of the healthcare issues are because everything is so disorganized. Doctors don't talk to patients, bill things incorrectly something close to...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/5/2012)


    Jack Corbett (1/5/2012)


    jcrawf02 (1/5/2012)


    Still, never worth going without health insurance. Go big there.

    I processed claims for one day before I decided never to go...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (1/5/2012)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/5/2012)


    Insurance sucks, in general

    +1 to this. You pay out a bunch of money and then as soon as you need it you...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Koen Verbeeck (1/4/2012)


    Allright, I missed a few weeks of the thread because my wife gave birth to a wonderful son. (and thus killing my regular sleeping pattern)

    Did I miss anything...

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

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