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  • RE: What Will I See at SQL Connections?

    Ian Scarlett (9/16/2009)


    One thing I hope we DON'T see... that shirt of yours:-D

    Says the guy in the funky hat...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gianluca Sartori (9/16/2009)


    It looks like I found one:

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost788254.aspx

    Ha! Several good moments in that one, my favorite is from good ol' Chernobyl over there:

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  • RE: Don't Build a Monitoring System

    chrisn (9/14/2009)


    Working for a development house, we understand that our clients may not have all the tools of our choice, and that we need to be able to understand what...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lutz, gotta tell you, you're a genius! Your direction given in http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic785337-1291-1.aspx has answered all questions, no more need for forums.

    To quote:

    The answer is simple as well:

    SELECT * FROM...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Kit G (9/10/2009)


    Jan Van der Eecken (9/9/2009)


    Didn't quite get the coconut - swallow connection either, but maybe I'm just a little slow.

    This particular coconut/swallow reference is from Monty Python and...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Paul White (9/9/2009)


    SET NO COCONUT ON;

    GO

    SOM!:hehe:

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  • RE: Conditional FK

    Garadin (9/13/2009)


    Bob Hovious (9/12/2009)


    I don't speak for anyone else at SSC, only myself.

    But in my opinion you really should make the effort to cut-and-paste your question here...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (9/9/2009)


    Oh, hey, Gail, I almost forgot. I remembere, barely, got to it during the Q&A, to put in a reference to the fiber optic laser beam assembler during...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

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    GSquared (9/8/2009)


    jcrawf02 (9/8/2009)


    It's a shame they're not doing this with a laden swallow...

    Yes, but African swallows are non-migratory.

    They are? Or is that a Monty Python reference?

    Ouch!...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    RBarryYoung (9/8/2009)


    GSquared (9/8/2009)


    CirquedeSQLeil (9/8/2009)


    But maybe, just maybe, two european swallows flew to Mauritius, procurred a coconut and presented it to two african swallows. That solves that.

    Now if we only...

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  • RE: Need help for SQL query

    Bob Hovious (9/7/2009)


    If I can't build a reputation on SQL skills, I am forced to build one on bad puns. 😛

    Damn, I no longer have a unique business strategy...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    It's a shame they're not doing this with a laden swallow...

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  • RE: Using the Best

    ... and we've learned to love the taste of cold pig at high velocity...:-P

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  • RE: Weighted Distibution/Bell-Curve Calculation + Query

    So you're forcing your project projection to show the calculated values based on the percentages provided? You're not calculating the curve based on actual values?

    If that's the case, and...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    By the way Steve, my boss refused to buy the Math Clock you found on thinkgeek.com, so I was forced to print a screenshot, cut a hole out of...

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