Says the guy in the funky hat...

Ha! Several good moments in that one, my favorite is from good ol' Chernobyl over there:

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Against stupidity the...

chrisn (9/14/2009)

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Working for a development house, we understand that our clients may not have all the tools of our choice, and that we need to be able to understand what...

Lutz, gotta tell you, you're a genius! Your direction given in http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic785337-1291-1.aspx has answered all questions, no more need for forums.

To quote:

The answer is simple as well:

SELECT * FROM...

Kit G (9/10/2009)

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This particular coconut/swallow reference is from Monty Python and...

SOM!:hehe:

Garadin (9/13/2009)

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Bob Hovious (9/12/2009)

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I don't speak for anyone else at SSC, only myself.

But in my opinion you really should make the effort to cut-and-paste your question here...

Grant Fritchey (9/9/2009)

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Oh, hey, Gail, I almost forgot. I remembere, barely, got to it during the Q&A, to put in a reference to the fiber optic laser beam assembler during...

RBarryYoung (9/9/2009)

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Silverfox (9/9/2009)

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RBarryYoung (9/9/2009)

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Ouch!...

RBarryYoung (9/8/2009)

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GSquared (9/8/2009)

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CirquedeSQLeil (9/8/2009)

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But maybe, just maybe, two european swallows flew to Mauritius, procurred a coconut and presented it to two african swallows. That solves that.

Now if we only...

Damn, I no longer have a unique business strategy...

It's a shame they're not doing this with a laden swallow...

... and we've learned to love the taste of cold pig at high velocity...:-P

So you're forcing your project projection to show the calculated values based on the percentages provided? You're not calculating the curve based on actual values?

If that's the case, and...

By the way Steve, my boss refused to buy the Math Clock you found on thinkgeek.com, so I was forced to print a screenshot, cut a hole out of...