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Ian Scarlett (9/16/2009)
One thing I hope we DON'T see... that shirt of yours:-D
Says the guy in the funky hat...
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September 16, 2009 at 7:41 am
Gianluca Sartori (9/16/2009)
It looks like I found one:
Ha! Several good moments in that one, my favorite is from good ol' Chernobyl over there:
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September 16, 2009 at 6:15 am
chrisn (9/14/2009)
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September 15, 2009 at 8:30 am
Lutz, gotta tell you, you're a genius! Your direction given in http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic785337-1291-1.aspx has answered all questions, no more need for forums.
To quote:
The answer is simple as well:
SELECT * FROM...
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September 14, 2009 at 6:07 am
Kit G (9/10/2009)
Jan Van der Eecken (9/9/2009)
Didn't quite get the coconut - swallow connection either, but maybe I'm just a little slow.
This particular coconut/swallow reference is from Monty Python and...
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September 14, 2009 at 5:52 am
Paul White (9/9/2009)
SET NO COCONUT ON;GO
SOM!:hehe:
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September 14, 2009 at 5:51 am
Garadin (9/13/2009)
Bob Hovious (9/12/2009)
But in my opinion you really should make the effort to cut-and-paste your question here...
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September 14, 2009 at 5:44 am
Grant Fritchey (9/9/2009)
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September 9, 2009 at 1:27 pm
RBarryYoung (9/9/2009)
Silverfox (9/9/2009)
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GilaMonster (9/9/2009)
GSquared (9/8/2009)
jcrawf02 (9/8/2009)
It's a shame they're not doing this with a laden swallow...Yes, but African swallows are non-migratory.
They are? Or is that a Monty Python reference?
Ouch!...
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September 9, 2009 at 12:33 pm
RBarryYoung (9/8/2009)
GSquared (9/8/2009)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/8/2009)
Now if we only...
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September 9, 2009 at 8:18 am
Bob Hovious (9/7/2009)
If I can't build a reputation on SQL skills, I am forced to build one on bad puns. 😛
Damn, I no longer have a unique business strategy...
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September 9, 2009 at 7:21 am
It's a shame they're not doing this with a laden swallow...
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September 8, 2009 at 12:29 pm
... and we've learned to love the taste of cold pig at high velocity...:-P
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September 8, 2009 at 8:52 am
So you're forcing your project projection to show the calculated values based on the percentages provided? You're not calculating the curve based on actual values?
If that's the case, and...
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September 8, 2009 at 6:49 am
By the way Steve, my boss refused to buy the Math Clock you found on thinkgeek.com, so I was forced to print a screenshot, cut a hole out of...
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September 3, 2009 at 6:04 pm
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