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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (3/12/2010)


    Ok, it's Friday and I'm getting tired.

    Just got an email from Apple saying "iPad is coming ...."

    I clicked <Reply> SO? <Send>

    😎

    Ok, so painting a flame target on myself,...

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  • RE: The Corporate Borg

    I think this is a great idea. I have yet to work somewhere that the executives or managers were the only ones who came up with ideas that would help...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gianluca Sartori (3/12/2010)


    jcrawf02 (3/12/2010)


    Gianluca Sartori (3/12/2010)


    Steve Jones - Editor (3/12/2010)


    I think it's a cultural issue. There is a different kind of excitement at the US conferences from what I've heard.

    You...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gianluca Sartori (3/12/2010)


    Steve Jones - Editor (3/12/2010)


    I think it's a cultural issue. There is a different kind of excitement at the US conferences from what I've heard.

    You can always submit...

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  • RE: DateFunction

    Paul White (3/11/2010)


    kaladharreddy15 (3/9/2010)


    Write a query based on Customer table that returns list of customers having same birthday. List all

    groups.

    I can't - my Customer table doesn't include birthday information.

    ...but, how...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (3/10/2010)


    jcrawf02 (3/10/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/10/2010)


    You'sa welcome.

    Jar-jar, is that you?

    LOL

    Actually, I picked up that expression before the Star Wars movie came out.

    Aha! You heard it folks, Alvin is taking the...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (3/10/2010)


    You'sa welcome.

    Jar-jar, is that you?

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Roy Ernest (3/10/2010)


    I used to play soccer... I was playing in the Midfield. I could take the ball fast to the opposition goal post but when I see the goal...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (3/8/2010)


    I thought MCP was Main Coolant Pump.

    In my line of work, it's Managed Care Plan

    ILT (I Love TLA's (Three Letter Acronyms)) (is that recursion? :hehe:)

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  • RE: How many rows are returned from the query below?

    antony-688446 (3/3/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (3/3/2010)


    How about we put so much detail in the question that there is one and only one correct answer?

    Surely that is the point of QotD??...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I'll make up for Paul's inadvertant technical stuff 😉

    Steve, saw you were re-learning Pythagorean theorem, can't help but poison your mind with a joke:

    An Indian chief had three wives who...

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  • RE: Localhost Image in Report

    Gus, we just upload an image to the root of the reportserver, then use ../logo.jpg as the URL (passed to the header by making it a hidden report parameter, and...

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  • RE: Data Dashboards

    http://blogoscoped.com/archive/2007-09-17-n72.html for further derivation of Jeff's point (courtesy of Cory Doctorow).

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    CirquedeSQLeil (2/25/2010)


    crookj (2/25/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (2/25/2010)


    pre-planning

    As we used to say in the Military.... (6 Ps)

    P - P - P - P - P - P

    (Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance)

    Joe

    Planning - yes

    But...

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  • RE: Dude, Your Fly is Open

    I think I will have to disagree with you, for purely selfish reasons, if the setting is a forum such as SSC. With the intarwebz so open to search, if...

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