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  • RE: Any SQL gurus / n00bs that are closet musicians?

    I am the Anti-Musician. I can't carry a tune in a bag. I'm tone mute. I have the rhythm of electric convulsions. Can't dance, can't sing,...

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  • RE: My Sons first birthday this weekend

    I'm late on the chain on this one, but just spending some time with a 1-year-old is all that's needed.

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  • RE: Private Emails

    I get a few e-mails every month from the links on this site.

    A few have been private conversations that didn't belong on the public forums. A few have been...

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  • RE: pivot between vertical & horizontal format with more than 1024 columns.

    I don't think SQL 2008 wide tables will do what you need. They're more about having optional columns in a table, if I'm not mistaken.

    The potential solution that occurs...

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  • RE: Scripting options for Stored Procedures

    In Management Studio, go to Tools, Options, Scripting. There's an option there to include drop statements in scripts.

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  • RE: Named instance & Default Instance. Can we just have Named Instances?

    Nope. Didn't know about that option. MS Tech Support apparently didn't either (they weren't very helpful, but did at least help me figure out what was wrong, even...

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  • RE: Making Field a hyperlink

    Well, you could either do this as string concatenation in T-SQL, or, better, have the front-end do this for you.

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  • RE: Server Side Trace to a table NOT file - possible?

    Second the motion. Save to a file, import the file.

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  • RE: uninstalling multiple instances

    I've removed instances by using Add/Remove Programs. The problem you're running into with that might be because of disk space issues.

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  • RE: Delete Script

    Glad I could help. You're welcome.

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  • RE: New SQL Server Injection Attack????

    Yeah, most of these things boil down to a lazy programmer or twelve somewhere along the way.

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  • RE: SQL Profanities

    Miles Neale (8/14/2008)


    The mode closed doors to certain technology the more limited the toolset to solve problems. I know there are at least three ways to do most everything but...

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  • RE: Trigger to fire after multiple update statements

    Is there a reason to not do all the updates in one command?

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  • RE: Generate random number

    rbarryyoung (8/14/2008)


    Chandru (8/14/2008)


    one more thing the random generated number it should not

    repeate again

    As Gus alluded to, this...

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  • RE: small query issue

    dbo.returnvalue will be a user-defined function in your database. It looks like it takes two input parameters and returns a value, which is being assigned to that variable.

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