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John Rowan (8/10/2009)
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August 10, 2009 at 11:52 am
If it's anything like most of the places I'm familiar with, there will be companies in your area that specialize in recruiting and placing IT personnel. If there are,...
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August 10, 2009 at 11:50 am
TheSQLGuru (8/10/2009)
GSquared (8/10/2009)
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August 10, 2009 at 9:31 am
GilaMonster (8/10/2009)
jcrawf02 (8/10/2009)
Suggestions for "very terse answers" -Unplug it.
Quit your job.
Run. Now.
Ask Jeff.
I've several times been tempted, when reading a really long question that's of the form 'Is it...
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August 10, 2009 at 9:09 am
Grant Fritchey (8/10/2009)
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August 10, 2009 at 9:07 am
Paul White (8/10/2009)
I clearly need to work on my 'being abrupt' skills :blink:I tried quite hard...
I'm quite sure you can become more abrupt with a little practice. It's not...
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August 10, 2009 at 9:05 am
GilaMonster (8/10/2009)
GSquared (8/10/2009)
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August 10, 2009 at 9:04 am
I'd rather be honest, but non-insulting, personally.
I've told managers that plans were not in their or the company's best interests. I wouldn't come up with some coded way to...
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August 10, 2009 at 8:06 am
File-size vs bandwidth prevents me from doing that currently. Tapes get made of the backups, nightly, and get shipped to a different state.
Means there's an overnight delay (at best)...
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August 10, 2009 at 7:57 am
On the question you posted on the second copy of this thread:
This:
LEFT JOIN [T Bill To.Conversion]
Needs to be:
LEFT JOIN [T Bill To].[Conversion]
Simple as that.
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August 10, 2009 at 7:43 am
I've actually built very performant scalar UDFs. The problem with them is when you start using them in join criteria or Where clauses, and kill any possibility of index...
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August 10, 2009 at 7:39 am
You'd have to modify it a bit, but what you're looking for are the "backupfile", "backupfilegroup", "backupmediafamily", "backupmediaset", and "backupset" tables.
They're pretty straightforward if you dig into them.
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August 10, 2009 at 7:32 am
mtassin (8/7/2009)
CREATE TABLE [dbo].[UPR00900](
Hmmm with names like those... let me guess.. Great Plains?
I find it sad that Microsoft makes very poor design mistakes like this stuff.. I'm getting used to...
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August 10, 2009 at 7:30 am
Lynn Pettis (8/8/2009)
sjsubscribe (8/7/2009)
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August 10, 2009 at 7:27 am
sjsubscribe (8/7/2009)
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August 10, 2009 at 7:25 am
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