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My computer at home is primarily a gaming machine, and I build my own machines, so for that, I pay attention to the details, including the CPU specs.
For the servers,...
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September 11, 2009 at 7:24 am
Roy Ernest (9/10/2009)
We have a new MVP in the forums now.... 🙂
New? According to that profile, he joined the site in 2007.
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September 11, 2009 at 6:42 am
This article will probably help you wrap your head around the whole thing:
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/65540/
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September 11, 2009 at 6:41 am
ta.bu.shi.da.yu (9/11/2009)
Ian Scarlett (9/11/2009)
Paul and Silverfox are correct.
I agree with Ian in that Paul is correct to agree with my agreement with Silverfox. Honestly! Why do people so often reiterate...
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September 11, 2009 at 6:37 am
The article for "create trigger" in Books Online (and MSDN) has the data on how to build a trigger that responds to DDL events, which includes such things as creating...
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September 10, 2009 at 11:19 am
From the table description, a child can only have one parent, but a parent can have many children. (That's how ParentID, ChildID in the same table works.) From...
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September 10, 2009 at 11:16 am
rja.carnegie (9/9/2009)
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September 9, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Good analogy, Jeff.
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September 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Steve Jones - Editor (8/31/2009)
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September 9, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Judging by the lapsed time, I'm hoping this one was resolved. Was it?
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September 9, 2009 at 1:21 pm
GilaMonster (9/9/2009)
GSquared (9/8/2009)
jcrawf02 (9/8/2009)
It's a shame they're not doing this with a laden swallow...Yes, but African swallows are non-migratory.
They are? Or is that a Monty Python reference?
Pure Monty Python.
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September 9, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Jeff Moden (9/8/2009)
Silverfox (9/8/2009)
Do you know that your surname also spells Demon, not trying to say anything here. but your comment gives me cause for worry...
Damn... I've been found out......
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September 8, 2009 at 2:41 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (9/8/2009)
Now if we only knew the...
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September 8, 2009 at 2:38 pm
jcrawf02 (9/8/2009)
It's a shame they're not doing this with a laden swallow...
Yes, but African swallows are non-migratory.
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September 8, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Michael Valentine Jones (9/8/2009)
I never let HR get any more involved in the hiring process for DBAs than contacting recruiters and placing...
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September 8, 2009 at 12:37 pm
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