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Patrick2525 (4/1/2010)
Paul Randal (4/1/2010)
Seriously, some people need to learn how to lighten up and laugh.
So you're trying to learn Greek (or pick any language you don't know), and its very...
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April 2, 2010 at 7:03 am
GilaMonster (4/1/2010)
Now I have someone whining about my april fool's blog post. 🙁
I liked the last comment (thus far). "Optimize for Nested Cursors" option! I know shops that...
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April 2, 2010 at 6:25 am
Paul White NZ (4/1/2010)
TravisDBA (4/1/2010)
They would complain about ice cream. 😎Well...does it have to be so cold??? 😉
And it's bad for you!
And it's expensive!
And ...
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April 1, 2010 at 9:00 am
Kit G (4/1/2010)
heh. You used the same translation site I did. The reason I decided to ask was because of all the Latin that didn't translate. ...
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April 1, 2010 at 8:59 am
I must be more awake than I think. I read the title and my first thought was, "oh yeah, it's 1 April".
My shoelaces are untied? Thanks! Wait...
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April 1, 2010 at 6:58 am
Paul White NZ (4/1/2010)
Lynn Pettis (3/31/2010)
GilaMonster (3/31/2010)
WayneS (3/31/2010)
Makes me wonder what he thinks the difference is between a table scan and a clustered index scan...
That's an evil question to ask.......
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April 1, 2010 at 6:50 am
I don't understand your question fully.
You ask how to move one database, but you include the system databases in that question. That's automatically more than one database.
You can move...
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April 1, 2010 at 6:25 am
dma-669038 (3/31/2010)
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March 31, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Jeff Moden (3/31/2010)
GSquared (3/30/2010)
Jeff Moden (3/30/2010)
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March 31, 2010 at 2:26 pm
That's exactly what I was refering to.
Have you considered partitioning the index? That can help isolate the fragmentation to only certain partitions. That will make range scans on...
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March 31, 2010 at 6:26 am
I think we're keeping XOSoft for non-SQL servers.
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March 31, 2010 at 6:22 am
You're welcome.
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March 31, 2010 at 6:19 am
Gift Peddie (3/30/2010)
This is one of the things which so bothers me about software patents on generic techniques. If, as is often the case, it is something which is not...
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March 31, 2010 at 6:18 am
GilaMonster (3/30/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/30/2010)
Those don't grate on me nearly as much as changing my name.i.e.
Thanks Jase
You're complaining?
You know how many ways there are to misspell either a 4-letter name or...
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March 31, 2010 at 6:07 am
GilaMonster (3/30/2010)
I take it I'm not the only one irritated by the odd salutations around here.
Data Geeks:
I have an urgent problem with my interview. I don't know anything about...
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March 30, 2010 at 2:31 pm
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