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bopeavy (7/18/2011)
Nadrek (7/18/2011)
Nobody who's an idiot, perhaps. Steal laptop, remove drive, image drive to your own storage medium for offline analysis and selling/publishing proprietary data. Optional: Sell pieces afterwards. Optional:...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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July 18, 2011 at 12:50 pm
GilaMonster (7/18/2011)
Craig Farrell (7/18/2011)
Note to self: Do not try to market in South Africa. They don't want to be trained. :hehe:
We have a very odd culture around value...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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July 18, 2011 at 12:45 pm
bopeavy (7/18/2011)
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bopeavy (7/18/2011)
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Do you honestly think in 8 hours of training you can get a from scratch IT employee to a working...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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July 18, 2011 at 12:12 pm
jcrawf02 (7/18/2011)
GSquared (7/18/2011)
jcrawf02 (7/15/2011)
Willingly? Sure. Without coercion? Not from the party receiving the payment, but coerced nonetheless by the need for protection
I can't really call that coercion. As well...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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July 18, 2011 at 12:10 pm
On the "Accidental Training" thing (trademark that!), there's no reason you couldn't offer a cert at the end. Make it clear that the cert is based on, "peer review...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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July 18, 2011 at 11:53 am
Jeff Moden (7/17/2011)
Craig Farrell (7/17/2011)
Do you honestly think in 8 hours of training you can get a from scratch IT employee to a working (Junior) DBA?
No... of course not. ...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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July 18, 2011 at 11:33 am
jcrawf02 (7/15/2011)
Willingly? Sure. Without coercion? Not from the party receiving the payment, but coerced nonetheless by the need for protection
I can't really call that coercion. As well say that...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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July 18, 2011 at 11:27 am
N-types (NChar, NVarchar) take twice as much storage as ASCII for the same number of characters. Thus, you are likely to have a lot of page fragmentation if you...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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July 18, 2011 at 11:12 am
J Thaddeus Klopcic (7/15/2011)
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July 18, 2011 at 10:36 am
Books Online or MSDN have the definitions of what the T-SQL commands/functions/clauses do.
For examples:
GOTO http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms180188.aspx
FROM http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms177634.aspx
And so on.
Just search MSDN for the keyword you want. I use searches like...
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July 18, 2011 at 10:23 am
I was a salesperson when I was 32, and I changed (successfully) to being a DBA.
I've known people who changed careers in their 50s.
Heck, I know people who "retired" in...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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July 18, 2011 at 10:20 am
It has to do with how your string split function operates.
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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July 18, 2011 at 8:55 am
lewandot (7/18/2011)
Two years worth of work and they didn't have it backed up?
That was my first thought too.
On the subject of "there ought to be a law", actually, there would...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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July 18, 2011 at 8:46 am
Start -> Run -> regedit.exe
That's how you edit the registry. Keep in mind that if you do it wrong, you may have to rebuild the server by re-installing the...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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July 18, 2011 at 6:39 am
If they have sysadmin rights, they can disable the triggers and then drop the table anyway. That negates the whole point of what you're trying to do.
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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July 18, 2011 at 6:36 am
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