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  • RE: Outsourced = Laid Off?

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (8/3/2011)


    GSquared (8/3/2011)


    Government's role in human civilization is application of force. So, the moment it moves outside of defense against force, it turns into a...

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  • RE: SQL multiple key index query : How to find where a combined index contains a unique column on all tables in db

    If you were talking about the clustered index, I'd agree with you completely. But, if you're looking at wider tables, and you want to avoid bookmark lookups, the extra...

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  • RE: Trace replay with sp_execute

    Unless you've run sp_preparesql with the same values on both servers, you're not going to get what you need.

    Have you traced those?

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  • RE: A Cast of Thousands

    On the DBA = Director bit, I just can't help but be reminded that Uwe Boll makes a pretty good living ....

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (8/3/2011)


    If by American beer, you're referring to Miller & Budweiser & Coors, you're right. It's awful. But there's a whole category of American beer that's so good, when...

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  • RE: grant execute permission on all sprocs

    If you want to grant execute permission to only a certain selection of stored procedures, have you thought about moving those to a different schema? Then you can grant...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    LutzM (8/3/2011)


    Tom.Thomson (8/3/2011)


    ...

    Actually, if there were a world competition for the worst beers, no European country would come top - the worst European beers are comfortably outclassed for awfulness by...

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  • RE: Outsourced = Laid Off?

    Dan.Humphries (8/3/2011)


    So I have been reading through these posts and I can not stop laughing.

    I love that people are actually claiming that we need to look to the...

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  • RE: Career Advice

    Cool biz.

    Not a problem in posts here. But on a resume, you want to look as good as you can.

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  • RE: How will you write a query for this scenario

    ChrisM@Work (8/3/2011)


    GSquared (8/3/2011)


    ChrisM@Work (8/3/2011)


    Recursive CTE's don't allow aggregate functions but they do allow ROW_NUMBER() which provides you with a means of obtaining MIN() and MAX():

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1137945.aspx

    It's probably going to be slower...

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  • RE: Career Advice

    The grammatical issues are pretty pervasive.

    For example, this:

    I am good reader for this forum but never posted much on this.I finished my Masters in dec 2007 and gave birth to...

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  • RE: How will you write a query for this scenario

    ChrisM@Work (8/3/2011)


    Recursive CTE's don't allow aggregate functions but they do allow ROW_NUMBER() which provides you with a means of obtaining MIN() and MAX():

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1137945.aspx

    It's probably going to be slower than a...

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  • RE: Deadlock question

    Since the data modification is on the same resources as the select, it will hold the locks from that. You'll only run into the deadlock in cases of either...

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  • RE: Outsourced = Laid Off?

    I think the Quote button works by inverted position on the page, not by ID.

    You can use it easily on an earlier page than the most recent one without the...

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  • RE: Career Advice

    The first thing I recommend is to get in touch with local recruiters.

    I have to ask, is English your native language? Not to criticize, but your posts in this...

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