It's a lie by omission. Yes, it's a lie.

It's actually true...

If working from home was encouraged, I'd do it in an instant. It's not allowed except in exceptional circumstances.

It's odd, in some aspects this company's awesome, flat management structure, minimal...

No

No.

so I am looking for any suggestions on how we can...

Ed Wagner (9/30/2014)

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Hey, what if you were to run the cables up the glass and duct tape them in place so you could use the real estate on your...

You cannot encrypt master. TempDB is encrypted as soon as any user database has TDE enabled on it.

I think you're going to have to give us a bit more to work with than that.

WITH RawData AS (Select naam as name, Maandnummer as Month, Org as Organisation, totaal as total, opendate, closedate as solved, datediff(ss, opendate, closedate) as Seconds from #tickettotal)

SELECT name, Month, Organisation,...

Sooo.. what happens when you design by committee

We just moved into a new office. Promised new, better desks.

Desks are slightly smaller, not much, not a major issue. Partitions between the...

Eric M Russell (9/29/2014)

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Upgrading to the next release of SQL Server offers an excellent pretext for removing unneeded permissions from app developers.

"I'm so sorry, I know it a pain in...

There's no % that's good or bad. It's just a measure of how much of the log is currently in use.

Unfortunately, this.

No, that wasn't sufficient. You got lucky this time.

Yes, that bug is probably what you have. Check whether there's still replication-related events.

Table definitions, index definitions and execution plan please, as per http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/SQLServerCentral/66909/

Shawn Melton (9/28/2014)

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Verify the connection string between the two servers. On the server having problems you can test the client/provider being used by following these steps:

1. Create a text file...

A sysadmin account has full permissions to the entire instance and nothing can be denied to it. If you want something that only has permissions to some DBs, it cannot...