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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Craig Farrell (3/30/2011)


    john.arnott (3/30/2011)


    Kiara (3/29/2011)


    I'm going to take a moment and thank you all yet again for help that you didn't know you just provided.

    I just spent about 45 minutes...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SOLVED A BEASTLY PROBLEM THAT WAS PLAGUING YOUR SERVERS FOR DAYS, WEEKS OR MONTHS? DID ANYONE AROUND YOU REALIZE JUST HOW COOL AND AWESOME YOUR SOLUTION WAS? NOW’S YOUR CHANCE...

  • RE: Select query taking time

    sql_butterfly (3/25/2011)


    Is there a way to write this query more efficiently ?

    Had some success reducing time at a previous job using the HASH join hint. Unfortunately I can't remember...

  • RE: NEW SEQUENCE NUMBER DAILY?

    Jeff Moden (3/28/2011)

    As a side bar, though, I wouldn't allow this type of sequencing into any of my DBs even if it was a requirement by the business unit. ...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (3/25/2011)


    Gianluca Sartori (3/25/2011)


    Couldn't resist....

    AHHHHHHH!!!!! You beat me of a couple of seconds!!!

    That's cause I cheated. Hit quote and post, then went back and added something meaningful. 😀

    You know, that...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I just popped along to the Guiness World Records website to see if we could lodge The Thread under a Longest Web Thread category or similar. There doesn't appear...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Koen Verbeeck (3/25/2011)


    GilaMonster (3/25/2011)


    Gianluca Sartori (3/25/2011)


    Couldn't resist....

    AHHHHHHH!!!!! You beat me of a couple of seconds!!!

    That's cause I cheated. Hit quote and post, then went back and added something meaningful. 😀

    That...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The HP books happened at the right time to work as well as they did. Although I didn't find much original, I did like the way Rowling spliced them...

  • RE: i Can't generate my transact SQL to run ETL system

    You still have a similar problem, notably that the string is breaking in the wrong place. What the message is telling you is that ALL that string is being...

  • RE: Linked Server query - "Invalid Object Name"

    I'd also be inclined to think it is a permission issue. Running OPENQUERY is likely using a different login to connect to the server than the linked server is.

    You...

  • RE: i Can't generate my transact SQL to run ETL system

    You have a hyphen in: /CONNECTION "CK-6072443\SQL2008.CK_Staging.sa";

    My initial guess would be that it's translating as: /CONNECTION "CK", and you might solve the issue by using [square quotes] as hyphens...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    David Benoit (3/1/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (3/1/2011)


    Well do you want video or just pictures?

    Just don't put either on The Thread. Please... 😀

    Hey, I thought only code was barred on The Thread?

    Hmmm, but...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Stefan Krzywicki (3/1/2011)


    Brandie Tarvin (3/1/2011)


    A picture is worth a thousand words... @=)

    So if a picture is worth a thousand words and movies show 24 pictures per second and most...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (2/17/2011)


    LutzM (2/17/2011)


    GSquared (2/17/2011)


    ...

    Yes, at camelsexchange.com. :w00t:

    Must be a pain for the camel. (They still use bricks for it, right?) :pinch::crying:

    Sledgehammers. Or dynamite if you're in a hurry.

    I do...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (2/16/2011)


    ... But I'd avoid dark alleys, if I were you....

    Well, there goes the joy in life.

    But wait, you mentioned something about "tar and feathers"??

    Steve.

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