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Am I understanding correctly that there are multiple sources, and for each separate ETL run, the source of each column in the destination table can be different depending on a...

I've been involved in all variations of deployments, most of which involve databases for which I did not originally develop. But like I said five years ago, if you have...

OK, it's a bit late, but here is a good one.

Logitech Introduces High-Resistance Keyboard For Fitness-Minded Typists
http://www.theonion.com/article/logitech-introduces-high-resistance-keyboard-fitne-55710

Perhaps the best way to tactfully brush someone off when they are peering over your shoulder is to strike up a conversation about a mundane or personal topic for which...

I recently moved, and in the process discovered a dusty extra-dimensional space containing all my lost socks and underwear existing between the back of the dryer and the laundry room...