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  • RE: Rules!

    RBarryYoung (12/5/2009)


    Yes, could we please stop asking QotD's that only have correct answers for SQL Server 2000?

    Now that is nit-picking 😛

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    Anon.

  • RE: Date and collation

    Date format is login specific

    British English is MM/DD/YYYY and YYYY-DD-MM format

    English (us_english) is DD/MM/YYYY and YYYY-MM-DD format

    Run this code and you will get failed for British English

    SET LANGUAGE N'us_english'

    PRINT...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gus, I feel your mind is entitled to wander for now, if we see it, we'll take good care of it. Now, where is that recipe ...

    Did you...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (12/10/2009)


    I was stationed in England for 2.5 years. You know how we knew we were having a heat wave? The old people started dying of heat...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (12/9/2009)


    GilaMonster (12/9/2009)


    Anyone's telepathy working well at the moment? http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic830993-5-1.aspx

    Mine's working great.... here, let me try.... I sense, a question... with little or totally vague input...

    How'm I doing?

    Well, my...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ha! I didn't even notice the name change. I saw the bio-hazard symbol and knew who it was.

    Maybe he is trying to go into hiding by changing his Nom...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (11/19/2009)


    Paul White (11/19/2009)


    Steve Jones - Editor (11/19/2009)


    I struggle with this a little. I want to allow people in the community to interact, which includes vendors. At the same time,...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Thanks Paul. Been lurking but not much posting. Bit busy 🙁

    The thread keeps taunting me, getting me to lurk during work time :angry:

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (11/18/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (11/18/2009)


    Question: Why do ou keep banging your head against the wall?

    Answer: Because it feels so good when I stop.

    You mean I have been hitting my head...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Execute Process Task (SQLCMD)

    Paul White (11/18/2009)


    forumdog (11/18/2009)


    Is there is not there a way to meet my original requirement? If you don't know how to do it just say so?

    I don't know how to...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gianluca Sartori (11/3/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (11/3/2009)


    Gianluca Sartori (11/3/2009)


    If my calculations are correct this is post # 9000.

    I set 7 posts per page, took the page number, multiplied for PI and divided...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn, if you are operating sans-halo, and Jeff is back to flinging pork chops, I think I'll lie low for a while.

    Lie low, heck, I'm off to Valhalla :crazy:

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (10/26/2009)


    Crap... I can say "crap" on this post, right? Crap, crap, crap... it's happened again same as last year and for the same reason. Started a...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Bob Hovious 24601 (10/22/2009)


    Two cups of coffee and feeling philosopical...

    When I was a boy, and computers were carved from wood and cranked by hand, it was widely understood that hierarchical...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns

    Outstanding 😀

    Nice read too! :w00t:

    Been using cross-tabs for longer than I care to remember :doze:

    But a nice reminder is great, refreshes the spirit and cleanses the soul 😛

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

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