Ahahaha, good fun!

Tht's true! I agree.

Here the script:

CREATE TABLE dbo.LotsofIntegers1 (ID INT) WITH (DATA_COMPRESSION = PAGE);
CREATE TABLE dbo.LotsofIntegers2 (ID BIGINT) WITH (DATA_COMPRESSION = ROW);
CREATE TABLE dbo.LotsofIntegers3 (ID BIGINT) WITH...

Another "bug" is when you rename a stored procedure and run sp_helptext.
It returns the create of stored proc with the old name:
create procedure A
as
select 1 as...

Good JOB!
Thanks!

We work!
:-))

Confused question!
If the author intended the primary key is clustered, this apply (from BOL):

When a constraint that created a clustered index is deleted, the data rows that...

Here a cursor free version:
DECLARE @TableName SYSNAME = 'MyTable',@Schema SYSNAME = 'dbo', @sql NVARCHAR(MAX) = '', @max-2 INT
,@UnionALL NVARCHAR(11)= '';

SELECT @sql += @UnionALL +...