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  • Reply To: Are We Dinosaurs?

    @skeleton567 It's just a dumb play on the "auto-increment" feature many databases have for numeric PK fields. And you know, "ex" is the opposite of "in", and... 😉


    "If I had been drinking out of that toilet, I might have been killed." -Ace Ventura

  • Reply To: Are We Dinosaurs?

    @jeff Moden for what it's worth, I saw your original post both before and after your follow-up, without issue. I am NOT missing a Jeff Moden post. That's unacceptable. 🙂


    "If I had been drinking out of that toilet, I might have been killed." -Ace Ventura

  • Reply To: Are We Dinosaurs?

    @skeleton567 Sure, are you asking about my screen name or my comments? 🙂


    "If I had been drinking out of that toilet, I might have been killed." -Ace Ventura

  • Reply To: Are We Dinosaurs?

    I totally agree that relational databases will continue to be used for decades. Used wisely, they are far more utile and efficient than many people realize. However, as I'm sadly...


    "If I had been drinking out of that toilet, I might have been killed." -Ace Ventura

  • Reply To: Are We Dinosaurs?

    Man, this piece hit hard. Really hard. Thank you, Grant, for saying what probably a lot of us have been thinking. SQL is such a powerful and beautiful problem-solving tool.

    But...


    "If I had been drinking out of that toilet, I might have been killed." -Ace Ventura

  • Reply To: Sentiment Analysis with AI

    Thank you for explaining without being a dick.


    "If I had been drinking out of that toilet, I might have been killed." -Ace Ventura

  • Reply To: Sentiment Analysis with AI

    I stand guilty as accused, I am a common man.


    "If I had been drinking out of that toilet, I might have been killed." -Ace Ventura

  • Reply To: Sentiment Analysis with AI

    Is the title supposed to be AI or IA? Also there's a typo in the code: textbblob. Interesting article though, thanks.


    "If I had been drinking out of that toilet, I might have been killed." -Ace Ventura

  • Reply To: SQL2022 UPDATED FROM SQL2014 - PARALLELISM ISSUES

    Off-topic, but awesome to SEE Jeff Moden after all these years! The YT vid was a bit over my head but still fascinating.


    "If I had been drinking out of that toilet, I might have been killed." -Ace Ventura

  • Reply To: VNN and unique ports

    Maybe this post would fare better in the ADMINISTRATION category.

    https://www.sqlservercentral.com/forums/forum/sql-server-2022/sql-server-2022-administration

     


    "If I had been drinking out of that toilet, I might have been killed." -Ace Ventura

  • Reply To: Passing Multiple Choices to a Stored Procedure

    None of us have any idea what your stored procedure or your tables look like. But here's an idea:

    DECLARE @MyList VARCHAR(MAX);

    SET @MyList = 'S0,T0,t0,W0,';

    WITH CTE AS
    (
    SELECT Warehouse...


    "If I had been drinking out of that toilet, I might have been killed." -Ace Ventura

  • Reply To: Is there another way to solve this "group in 5 day spans" problem?

    @frederico_fonseca I apologize, I missed that you were doing a recursive loop there. My bad.


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  • Reply To: Is there another way to solve this "group in 5 day spans" problem?

    @frederico_fonseca I had the same idea as you initially, but your solution will not work either. What if there were 20 groups instead of 3? What if the gaps between...


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  • Reply To: Converting XML to SQL

    We really just need a way to view/export the results of the reconstituted queries. Thanks for your thoughts on this project though, I think I will pursue a non-SQL approach...


    "If I had been drinking out of that toilet, I might have been killed." -Ace Ventura

  • Reply To: Converting XML to SQL

    Thanks for the reply, Phil! I think I could handle a simple query like that as well. Where it starts getting rough for me is when there are [x] number...


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