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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Luis Cazares (3/16/2014)


    andrew gothard (3/16/2014)


    GilaMonster (3/16/2014)


    I have two clients where I'm writing up a performance report which includes an entire section on their use of NoLock. Going to be an...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQLRNNR (3/17/2014)


    andrew gothard (3/16/2014)


    GilaMonster (3/16/2014)


    I have two clients where I'm writing up a performance report which includes an entire section on their use of NoLock. Going to be an interesting...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (3/16/2014)


    I have two clients where I'm writing up a performance report which includes an entire section on their use of NoLock. Going to be an interesting week

    PHB "I've decided...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (3/16/2014)


    andrew gothard (3/15/2014)


    GilaMonster (3/15/2014)


    Wow, the things you learn around here.

    If you check index fragmentation, enable locked pages and enable (but don't configure) resource governor, SQL will magically start...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (3/15/2014)


    Wow, the things you learn around here.

    If you check index fragmentation, enable locked pages and enable (but don't configure) resource governor, SQL will magically start to use less memory

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1551457.aspx

    and...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (3/14/2014)


    TomThomson (3/14/2014)


    jcrawf02 (3/13/2014)


    Do any of you guys have random people endorse you for skills, that you know they have no idea if you can do? I mean, I've...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (3/13/2014)


    I think my bitbucket is defective. Could that have been the problem with my (former) database?

    Your bitbucket being defective is certainly an issue, in many...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (3/13/2014)


    Wow! I just looked at the submitted session list for SQL Saturday 292 here in Detroit. The "Call for Speakers" closes on 3/18 (just 5 days...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (3/13/2014)


    I think my bitbucket is defective. Could that have been the problem with my (former) database?

    Mint - just mint. I'm proud to have played...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Greg Edwards-268690 (3/13/2014)


    Shocking how much talent we have. :w00t:

    No problem is too big for us.

    I hope someone asks me what is a bitbucket in my next interview.

    I am prepared...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    rodjkidd (3/13/2014)


    andrew gothard (3/13/2014)


    rodjkidd (3/13/2014)


    I find when answering interview questions, and in particular multiple choice that the following pattern will get you close to 100%

    A B A C A B

    Just...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (3/13/2014)


    😛

    Reckon I'd get away with posting that for the next "Homework" question?

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    C: drive goes to the Cloud, which can take longer.

    Did the previous DBA leave you some envelopes?

    Missed that earlier, + several internets :hehe:

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    rodjkidd (3/13/2014)


    I find when answering interview questions, and in particular multiple choice that the following pattern will get you close to 100%

    A B A C A B

    Just repeat until you...

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    I'm not paid to solve problems. I'm paid to prevent them.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (3/13/2014)


    andrew gothard (3/13/2014)


    The Dixie Flatline (3/12/2014)


    SQLRNNR (3/12/2014)


    The Dixie Flatline (3/12/2014)


    I have a database. It doesn't work. Please advise.

    Thanks in advance.

    P.S. Please don't ask for...

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