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  • RE: SSMS Features

    Trey Staker (5/17/2010)


    Thanks for the QOD. I got it right but was 1/2 expecting there to be some type of trick to the question.

    I got the right answer by...

  • RE: INSTEAD OF trigger and OUTPUT clause

    Good question. Had me gawping at the insert statement for a while because I didn't know the syntax of the OUTPUT clause, so now I've learned something, but once...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    RBarryYoung (5/25/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)


    RBarryYoung (5/19/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (5/19/2010)


    Young's modulus

    Yes, and I'd appreciate your returning it too. 😛

    :-D:-D

    And not all bent-up like last time!

    :w00t:

    He must have applied too much tortional stress...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Chris Morris-439714 (5/25/2010)


    sing4you (5/24/2010)


    Jack Black - that rare sippin' whiskey

    Ardbeg 😉

    Ardmor

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    CirquedeSQLeil (5/20/2010)


    Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)


    Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)


    Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)


    Dynamic SQL - versus - not very dynamic DBAs.

    Hey Chris, what's with the paint tin avatar?

    Paint...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (5/30/2010)


    Ok, I give up. What's a clustering agent?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic930164-146-1.aspx

    Who's got the crystal ball?

    Sorry, no crystal ball here.

    There are lots of things that are clustering agents (chemistry and biology both use...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (5/30/2010)


    This one's not much better...

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic929458-357-1.aspx

    If you have a 2 TB database and don't know how to plan backup and restore strategies, there's a bigger problem there.

    Actually from one point...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (5/27/2010)


    Please, anyone, if I am wrong here let me know.

    I think you are probably correct, but:

    The system has clients and a server, these may have functions other than...

  • RE: Estimated Row Size + BBB

    tosscrosby (5/26/2010)


    Gianluca Sartori (5/26/2010)


    Bananas. :hehe:

    Stands for bytes, obviously! Can you figure out any other unit to measure row size?

    I though it stood for baud, as the rate of...

  • RE: Author Guidelines

    Nice guidelines up to a point. There something rather bizarre though: the claim that "following" is not a noun and therefor can't begin a sentence is pure nonsense. ...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    GabyYYZ (5/18/2010)


    Okay, try this...Elephantoplasty

    Chesterfield

    Where is this word from? No cheating by looking it up on the web. It's very obscure, and only diehard fans of...

  • RE: Careful with table name alias

    Oleg Netchaev (5/14/2010)


    Nice question, thank you. It would be nice though if the database engine team would limit some of the square brackets allowances and throw sev 20 error. Something...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    tosscrosby (5/13/2010)


    kebbie

    Betcha Tom gets this without using his favorite search engine!

    Well, if I'm the Tom you meant you would lose your bet.

    I had to use a dictionary after...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    mbricker-600840 (5/12/2010)


    Easier to keep the beer cold.

    Ah, your beer suffers from KVBD? (you have to chill it enough to anaesthetise the taste buds, otherwise it's undrinkable?)

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    tosscrosby (5/11/2010)


    parthenolagnia

    Bad idea. You need to check experience before coming to a decision.

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