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Good question. Had me gawping at the insert statement for a while because I didn't know the syntax of the OUTPUT clause, so now I've learned something, but once...
Tom
May 31, 2010 at 11:12 am
RBarryYoung (5/25/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
RBarryYoung (5/19/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/19/2010)
Young's modulusYes, and I'd appreciate your returning it too. 😛
:-D:-D
And not all bent-up like last time!
:w00t:
He must have applied too much tortional stress...
Tom
May 31, 2010 at 10:23 am
Chris Morris-439714 (5/25/2010)
sing4you (5/24/2010)
Jack Black - that rare sippin' whiskeyArdbeg 😉
Ardmor
Tom
May 31, 2010 at 10:20 am
CirquedeSQLeil (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Dynamic SQL - versus - not very dynamic DBAs.Hey Chris, what's with the paint tin avatar?
Paint...
Tom
May 31, 2010 at 10:13 am
GilaMonster (5/30/2010)
Ok, I give up. What's a clustering agent?http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic930164-146-1.aspx
Who's got the crystal ball?
Sorry, no crystal ball here.
There are lots of things that are clustering agents (chemistry and biology both use...
Tom
May 31, 2010 at 8:53 am
GilaMonster (5/30/2010)
This one's not much better...http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic929458-357-1.aspx
If you have a 2 TB database and don't know how to plan backup and restore strategies, there's a bigger problem there.
Actually from one point...
Tom
May 31, 2010 at 8:35 am
Lynn Pettis (5/27/2010)
Please, anyone, if I am wrong here let me know.
I think you are probably correct, but:
The system has clients and a server, these may have functions other than...
Tom
May 29, 2010 at 8:08 am
tosscrosby (5/26/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (5/26/2010)
Bananas. :hehe:Stands for bytes, obviously! Can you figure out any other unit to measure row size?
I though it stood for baud, as the rate of...
Tom
May 26, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Nice guidelines up to a point. There something rather bizarre though: the claim that "following" is not a noun and therefor can't begin a sentence is pure nonsense. ...
Tom
May 18, 2010 at 12:48 pm
GabyYYZ (5/18/2010)
Okay, try this...Elephantoplasty
Chesterfield
Where is this word from? No cheating by looking it up on the web. It's very obscure, and only diehard fans of...
Tom
May 18, 2010 at 11:35 am
Oleg Netchaev (5/14/2010)
Tom
May 14, 2010 at 12:43 pm
tosscrosby (5/13/2010)
kebbieBetcha Tom gets this without using his favorite search engine!
Well, if I'm the Tom you meant you would lose your bet.
I had to use a dictionary after...
Tom
May 14, 2010 at 12:23 pm
mbricker-600840 (5/12/2010)
Easier to keep the beer cold.
Ah, your beer suffers from KVBD? (you have to chill it enough to anaesthetise the taste buds, otherwise it's undrinkable?)
Tom
May 14, 2010 at 12:04 pm
tosscrosby (5/11/2010)
parthenolagnia
Bad idea. You need to check experience before coming to a decision.
Tom
May 12, 2010 at 10:19 am
Cliff Jones (5/6/2010)
Tom
May 11, 2010 at 8:06 pm
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