Alvin Ramard (10/22/2010)

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I'm getting sick and tired of having to deal with people trying to use SSIS without taking the time to learn how to use it first!!!!!!!!

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Alvin Ramard (10/22/2010)

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I think I need to read some of Celko's responses so I can do a better job of expressing myself when I answer some of the questions.

GilaMonster (10/22/2010)

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I love this reply from one of the regulars over at SQLTeam

Have a look at your post and then think about if we can understand what you want...

kevin.l.williams (10/19/2010)

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If I saw any production code like 2, 3 or 4, the developer would get an ear full. I will stick with count(*) thank you very much.

Tom.Thomson (10/19/2010)

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I found this response http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1007296.aspx to a typical Celko post quite amusing.

Brandie Tarvin (10/19/2010)

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GilaMonster (10/19/2010)

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Help me do the impossible: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1006743-357-1.aspx

Added in a second penny. Hopefully that'll equal two cents worth.