This is incredible! Are these comics just for us, or does the author have a website?

I would love to pass this one onto most of my coworkers!

ack, never mind, nothing to see here, look, is that elvis?

This kinda looks like homework.

I'd recommend looking at the STUFF, CAST or CONVERT, and ROUND functions in the help files...

--Todd

I can give you a hint, but like the others say, for a real solution, more information would be handy.

The hint is that in your where clause, you are forcing...

It should be fairly easy to also have a center function. Just the same as this function called twice. In the first call, do the length of the...

Could you make it be ' ' instead of just 'Not Specified' in your ISNULL() function?

Howdy, I expanded this a bit, and its now my favorite query for a new database 🙂

By adding the bit to the WHERE clause, it brings back information on all...