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Thanks, Gail. I had to squint my eyes to see it.
Is the glass half empty? Half full? Or twice as big as it...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 15, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Grant, I keep meaning to ask you. What *is* that avatar you use?
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 15, 2012 at 1:10 pm
Lynn Pettis (4/12/2012)
Sean Lange (4/12/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/12/2012)
What would happen here on SSC if the TOP 25 posters did nothing but lurk for 24 hours?
Then there would be several of the...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 12, 2012 at 3:26 pm
Is it too early to pre-order signed copies?
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 11, 2012 at 9:58 am
Step 1: Get education
Step 3: Profit
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 11, 2012 at 9:57 am
SQLRNNR (4/5/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (4/5/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/5/2012)
Oh well, no bomb. Back to work.Was it Twinkies?
Strawberry flavored with a touch more fiber than normal.
Save some for supplies in the event of...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 5, 2012 at 4:06 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schutzstaffel
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 4, 2012 at 4:09 pm
Lynn Pettis (4/3/2012)
Some people really shouldn't be allowed near SQL Server systems.
I too resemble that remark.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 3, 2012 at 2:02 pm
No one ever forgets the Ballmer Peak.
No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 3, 2012 at 10:08 am
Lynn Pettis (3/23/2012)
The Dixie Flatline (3/23/2012)
What is "google"?Hey, long time no see! How are you doing?
Just realized I'm in a box.... most depressing.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 23, 2012 at 2:40 pm
What is "google"?
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 23, 2012 at 7:16 am
Don't forget about weekends or holidays. You may want to make reference to a calendar table that defines holidays or weekends, so that you're only including hours...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
March 15, 2012 at 11:55 am
Just threw this together from scratch. Test it out and see if you can break it.
@date1 should always be prior to or the same as @date2
declare @date1 date...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
January 17, 2012 at 10:56 am
Are you JOINING the remote tables? Please show the code you are running and attach the execution plan.
Sorry, but you're not really giving us a lot of information...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
December 23, 2011 at 3:38 pm
There is no significant difference in execution plans between GROUP BY and DISTINCT. Each produces a list of unique values, DISTINCT just doesn't require that...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
December 21, 2011 at 6:54 am
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